Jainism
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The Jains are also the only world religion to have ever warred against every single religion conceived of on this good green earth.
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[edit] How to defeat one in combat
Jains are known for their weakness to door handles. When confronting one, it is essential that you are properly armed. If one comes to acquire an anti door handle ray, you're screwed. So seriously, don't fight one. If you absolutely must, prepare to have your face chewed off. And we at the Uncyclopedia sincerely hope that you've left enough room for the Jain's fist, because he or she is about to ram it in to your stomach.
[edit] Great deeds
The Jains spend their enormous fortunes by covering the countryside of Gujarat with temples devoted to all kinds of lowlifes, such as monkeys , rats , reindeer, runaway kittens and Sylvester Stallone.
[edit] Sanitage
Due to their rigid beliefs, Jains sweep the ground in front of them with a broom made from the bones of their enemies, and are therefore responsible for all of the road sweeping that occurs in India. If it wasn't for the Jains, India would become very much like Pakistan.
[edit] Analysis of Jainism's role in idea history
The spiritual teaching of Jainism is considered to be a bugless version of Buddhism. The fact that Buddhism has become a world religion while Jainism has not spread outside a small group of extremist worshipers is most often explained by the Buddhists' cute orange clothings and more efficient sales organization, which makes the Jains the religious counterpart to Apple computer owners.
