Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/January 11
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January 11: Euphemisms throughout history day
The End Is Near!
- 34 - The end is near!
- 184 - The end is near!
- 265 - The end is near!
- 532 - Thanks to the Nika riots, the end was too near for 30,000 Romans
- 583 - The end is near!
- 830 - The end is near!
- 1054 - The end is still near!
- 1175 - The end is getting there!
- 1386 - Maybe the end is next week
- 1604 - Maybe the end is on the 12th
- 1848 - I'm sure the end will come soon
- 1942 - I hope The End comes soon, they're a good band.
- 1978 - Next week is the end of days, I'm sure of it.
- 1979 - The end is coming... and I need a pee.
- 1988 - Edgar C. Whisenant gives us 88 Reasons why the end is near!
- 1997 - The end is... oh, you get it
- 1998 - Ava Devine elected CEO of the United Companies of America.
- 1994 - Kurt Cobain drives the porcelain bus before actively departing this mortal coil
- 2000 - The end was meant to be now, but the Y2K bug caused it to be moved forward 10 days. People still confused as to what was the real end.
- 2004 - The end is... whatever
- 2006 - Death of prominent political figure, Donkey
- 2007 - I burned a mule while having to see a man about a dog. I put one on the tarmac, then fully logged on.
- 2012 - The Mayans said this is the end, so HA!
- 2034 - 2000 years and the end is still near!
- 3000 -The end is here! Fireballs fall from the sun! Tsunamis have reached Nebraska! We're all gonna die!!!
- 3001 - The end's been and gone, oh well
