Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/January 16
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January 16: Anniversary of the Bowel movement
- 48 BC - It was some great guy's birthday
- 9 - Something happened to some guy somewhere out there in the world
- 1264 - For the first time in human history, a man was born twice
- 1356 - Some dude got all medieval on some other dude
- 1930 - Mickey Mouse loses his license to Steamboat Willie after being caught transporting 11 illegal immigrants up the Timeless River. Walt Disney distraught.
- 1942 - Odds are, Hitler did something bad on this date in 1942
- 1956 - Taiwan secedes from China over its preference of the Cream of Sum Yung Gi
- 1967 - Birth of Snow Black takes place on alien neighboring planet Glavklock
- 1987 - Something performed by guys with poofy hair and makeup on was the number one song inAmerica
- 1990 - Time comes to a standstill for 500 years. Because of this, Adolf Hitler was brought back to power and that crappy Batman movie you were watching replays with alot of static.
- 1990 - Time decides to keep going on, continuing from where it left. Adolf Hitler suddenly disappeared, causing great chaos in local bars where people bet that he wouldn't survive, which that Batman movie says that it is 500 years overdue from return.
- 1990 - You suddenly realize time didn't stop, but knew that time stopped.
- 1991 - Yak does something which was supposed to be done in the future, begats Wikipedia. Nobody cares.
- 2000 - Something.com receives one million hits.
- 2007 - Yak returns and travels back in time to yesterday, begats Wikipedia. Nobody still cares
- 2007 - Dark Portal opens. World of Warcraft fans shit themselves.
- Today - Dennis started to like mudkips
- 2010 - One armed Nazi Vietnam veteran from Agartha undergoes transplant procedure, replacing his nose for an Armor Hotdog weiner. Surgeons baffled as to operations failure.
- 2012 - No one is safe from His Wrath... and impending diarrhea.
