Jayson Blair
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| Order: | 7th President | |
| Vice President: | Garfield the Cat | |
| Term of office: | 12,189 BCE – 12,067 BCD | |
| Preceded by: | Garfield the Cat | |
| Succeeded by: | Ogg the Gay Conquerer | |
| Date of birth: | 12,219 BC | |
| Place of birth: | Mexico | |
| Date of death: | 2 | |
| Place of death: | Somewhere around the butt region | |
| First Lady: | Lindy Sue Blair | |
| Political party: | Independent Party | |
[edit] The Story of Jayson Blair, by Jayson Blair
Jayson Blair was a man of honor. He saved little Billy from drowning and and solved world peace. He was personally given the order of Merlin by Richard Pryor. Blair also received the Nobel Prize for Physics when he invented the solar powered flashlight. Jayson was a man of good quality and ambition. He cured cancer and saved his Aunty Lucy from her horny drunk husband Harry. Jayson, may God be with you, God Bless You my son...
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