JeLan Brash

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JeLan Brash is the current leader of the New Zealand National Party. Through her mail order husband Don Brash, JeLan has transformed the National Party from an electoral irrelevance to the political vehicle of George W Bush and the Exclusive Bretheren. Her vision for New Zealand is one of endemic poverty, work camps for indigenous populations and targeted payments to secretaries who cheat on their husbands with work colleagues.

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JeLan (centre, wearing suit) with her team of mail order Singaporean brides