Jello shots

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Jello Shots are the United States armies first line of defence. Originally created durimg the Clone wars and also used as a motor oil substitute they render all combatants harmless within 2 minutes of exposure, simply by giving them the desire to watch Ferris Bueler's Day Off

Jello Shots are best served on a person's breasts, stomach, genitalia, or buttocks.

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