Jelly beans

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“OMG! They can fit up my nose!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Jelly Beans

“I Hate you!”

~ Twinkies on Jelly Beans

“These are the NEW Chaos Emeralds!!1”

~ Dr.Eggman on Jelly Beans

Jelly Beans are small round stones used as currency in the world of humububububububublaba. They come in Red, Yellow, Blue, Green, Purple, Orange, White, Brown, Peach, Grey and Skidmark.

Contents 1 Why are they money? 2 Jelly Bean murder Charges 3 The Jelly Bean Man 4 Do Jelly Beans Cause Cancer?

[edit] Why are they money?

It is Beleved that Jelly Beans are money because people won't eat them...why NOT?!?!?!

[edit] Jelly Bean murder Charges

One day,a Lady-Man by the name of "Lady-Man" was eating twinkies non stop and had a HeartAttack-Seizer-Stroke,but this guy found the body...or was it that guy...i dunno...but it was one of the two!The Police Caugh him with the dead body in his pants and he was brought to justice. people thought Jelly Beans were to blame because they were too lazy to give a shit. A Few weeks later,another Jelly Beans-Related Murder appeared on the day of day,a young Man-woman named "Woman-Man" ate a Jelly Bean she sat on,she dies shortly after eating it...wow,that just prooves people are stupid!Including Your Mom!

[edit] The Jelly Bean Man

One day,in barglla garblarglla,a Scientist named Fromp was experimenting on The Jelly Bean Project,which could make Life-sized Jelly Beans to hug and Kiss forever and ever...but he accidently mixed Coffee with a Blue Jelly Bean and Drank it,turning him into "The Jelly Bean Man",he would walk around throwing Sticky Jelly Beams to Massage thier face til' they lose control of thier Bowwels,He was eventually Arrested on "The S.S Jelly Bean".

[edit] Do Jelly Beans Cause Cancer?

No,But I DO!MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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