Jennifer Tilly

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'Jennifer Tilly', a.k.a. Tiffany, a.k.a. Hot Bimbo nr.####, is a space monster sent to Earth to make men go crazy because of her perfectly shaped tits, ass and her voice.

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Background[edit]

There are some speculations, but the majority agrees on the fact that Jennifer was created circa 1984 in a secret laboratory in Soviet Russia to serve as a ultimate spy satellite. However, after rocket boosters misfired, she was launched straight to Mars, where she had a fight with Flying Spaghetti Monster, which resulted in a draw. After the fight Jennifer and FSM exchanged some genetic material, which allowed to Jennifer to acquire the full magnitude of her voice. She accepted a secret mission form FSM and returned to Earth.

Current events[edit]

Jennifer is currently preocuppied with voodoo rituals which praise FSM, creating lesser monsters. The particular ritual shown above is the one in which George W. Bush was created.