Jetpacks

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The sole great invention of the 1850s cartoon series the Jetsons, Jetpacks were first used in WWII by Germany. Marcel invented the jetpack.

Hitler himself brought in a Jetpack expert (Buck Rogers, who had used it to travel to the future and the past and the present and then back to his own time), to develop the M├╝rmerfinklerhiemer which, because it was a waste of time and money and Jews, was the reason Germany lost the war.

Other applications of the Jetpack would occur in the 60s when Bond, James Bond used it to defeat Q in an intense game of foosball (exact details are classified by both MI-6 and Italian Intelligencia) There are also unconfirmed sightings of an invisible jetpack.