Jewfro
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Jewfro or Jewis Frodo (Hebrew), by definition, is a fro-like hairstyle cultivated by the Jewish people; however, it has turned into an epidemic and is spreading to non-Jewish people. This syndrome has been diagnosed - Jewfuckfro. It is a very serious disease and is the result of sex between one person of the Jewish variety and the common pine tree.
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[edit] Abraham Moses
Abraham Moses is the first Jew recorded in history to have a Jewfro, he was born in 1222 B.C and was also the first lawyer. On the day of his 10th birthday, his long hair had curled up and turned into what is now known as the Jewfro. Along with the Jewfro, he developed incredible academic skills, but lost the ability to play sports, except ultimate frisbee
[edit] Children
A.M had 7 children, all boys. They were Abba, Abe, Efran, Rafael, Jethro, Oris, and Bob. All of which had Jewfros and them same side-effects as their father.
[edit] Jewfro/Jewfuckfro Perks
Just because these people are cursed with a fro-like hairdo, doesn't mean that their peers have to suffer. For example, did you know that a Jewfro made an excellent way to smuggle drugs across country borders? Also, they make an entertaining game for the whole family. Simply pick up any old piece of garbage off the floor and throw it at said Jewfro and try to make it stick! You have no idea how many hours you can spend throwing trash at your friends' heads.
[edit] Movie Appearences
None! Because nobody would go see a movie with a Jewfro in it; however, there was a Documentary being made on the Jewfro, but everyone who was working on it died.
