Jewtalian
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A Jewtalian - New Jersey has a curiosity called the Jewtalian. Jewtalians are typically Italian girls (they are less frequently men) who could pass for a semite and who act Jewish. When Jewtalians travel to other parts of the United States, they are almost always mistaken for Jews. Many Jewtalians, who average 4.5 feet tall, can be seen arriving at the Short Hills Mall in cream colored Cadillac Escalades and Lexis'.
Jewtalians are not Jewish. They are Italians who have adopted many of the comepetitive, caddy, gaudy gold chain-wearing, crappy Asian-car-driving machinations of Jewish people. Jewtalians also often have the same cadence of greater-New York City area Jewish speech with lots of "oi's" and "aw's" (such as "oh my Gawd", (altough many Jewtalians will say, "oh my freakin' Gawd")). The greatest role model and hero to the typical Jewtalian is Tony Soprano.
