Made up Words

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“A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.”

~ Jebediah Springfield on made up words

A highly flagulous topic, made up words have been in pliage for a number of years now. When exactly they made their entrandlement into the modicivical word system is a mystery, but there is no doubt that they are firmly gradled now and will not be telexiting any time soon. Below is a trilogical dogalog of made-up words, with their heroginations included.

• 2pacalypse - Sorry, pac.
• 666 - Its only a number, therefore it's not a word so it does not exist. HAHAHAHAAHFILgpgoimki!!! *dies of a simultaneous stroke, heart attack, and lung collapse*
• 4tificailizzle - It means California.
• 6izzlemafizzle - What Snoop Dogg sez.
• AAAAAAA! - AAAAAAA!
• Abbatiality - A religion in which the abbatoire is the central place of worship.
• Abortifaciality - Abortion via production line.
• Acid Jazz - Jazz that uses Hydrochloric Acid and Copper Sulphate as Instrument, Also means HCL / CuSO₄"meaningless"
• Adiculous - Something that is ridiculously addictive (i.e. tobacco).
• Aetiomological - Of the classification of Aets.
• Agrenunciate - A word I made up to see if my English teacher had a clue. She didn't.
• Algonquarium - A zoo full of Native Americans (offensive).
• Anaesthetisiium - Freudian slip for "Anus".
• Ansticatual - What you are called if you are a rare, rare friend of Chuck Norris.
• Antimacassar - An opponent of the Macassarian regime in Yemen.
• Asparagusion - Death by asparagus.
• Ass Jazz - Piss out my ass!!
• Ass Jizz - Male ejaculate out my ass!!
• Azz Jizz - Usually spoken in a rasp, when two males do it (male on female above).
• Autopsicution - The act of performing autopsy on living persons.
• Auxhillary - Part of Senator Clinton's re-election campaign.
• Baceenenker - A Wanker Bassisr, i.e: Johnny Christ from Avenged Sevenfold
• Badenture - An adventure usually involving pomelos.
• Ballcock - A tautology.
• Ballgina - The male equivalent of a vagina; used for gay sex.
• Bassinet - An abbreviation of 'basset clarinet'.
• Belligreen - Archaic term for syphilis.
• Binomad - A roaming mathematical expression.
• Bixeryikseritotsereeoterie - *See Sickeldoodleflooferfoofergoodederierbiig.
• Blibber - A sort of puffy jacket with poppers, made out of whale fat.
• Blether - Same as above, but for women.
• Blocquiche - French food (Synonym for "shit").
• Bon Jovi - German word meaning "Sucktastic!"
• Bon motte - A good trench.
• Bonsail - A small, sailing tree.
• Bronchopneumonia - Pneumonia resulting from excessive intake of Bronchops.
• Bulimial - Political messages subtly propagated through blinis.
• Caesiumfrankolithicmixialubidiumrixidixidexidoxidroxide - the opposite of Edixordixodixedixidixirmuidibulaiximcihtiloknarfmuiseac
• Californication - To perform sexual intercourse before marriage in the state of California. See also Sodom and Gomorrah.
• Calligraph - A graph which shows the intensity of an earthquake judging by how disruptive it is to a team of calligraphers, employed to write all day waiting for earthquakes.
• Callipygian - Having well-shaped attractive buttocks.
• Cardboard Tunnel Syndrome - Syndrome in which paranoids believe that the world is made of cardboard whilst on board airplanes.
• Cenzoiacious - From the Cenozoic era.
• Chipolatta - Chips with milky coffee.
• Circumambiance - The general atmosphere at a circumcision.
• Coddle - Love of one's fish.
• Control+Alt+Delete - The answer to all your problems!!
• Commit - Subdued sickness.
• Cotchology - Study of laziness.
• Contrapcetive - A small trap placed on the female genitalia designed to ensnare potential sexual partners, and prevent further penetration. Used by over-protective fathers and Catholics.
• Cottage Pie - A pie made of bricks. Rather unpleasant.
• Coulomb - A measure of how close to America one is.
• Crimples - *See Flongee.
• Datium - Plural of 'Datia'.
• Defraud - to repent for committing an act of fraud.
• Destrierre - A cut of hat used only in Belize.
• Disbelize - To exhibit contempt for aforementioned cut of hat.
• Disconsolate - An album played too loudly after 11pm.
• Distemperization - A form of exotic jazz practiced by the Avant-Guard of Chicago in the late 1730s.
• Downtowngown - Suit.
• Dragoman - Derogatory term for a sewage worker.
• Dramaturgy - Illness contracted during a performance of The Taming of the Shrew
• DurkaDurkaDoDo - Osama bin Ladin .
• Dyslemenorrhoea - Verbal diarrhea.
• Early English - The English Language as practiced by Earls.
• Edixordixodixedixidixirmuidibulaiximcihtiloknarfmuiseac - the opposite of Caesiumfrankolithicmixialubidiumrixidixidexidoxidroxide
• Effluvium - Someone made rich by their possession of great amounts of mud.
• Eagalitarianism - Government by Eagles.
• Eisteddfod - Welsh-language competitive festival of strange-clothes wearing.
• Electrocute - Sweet little electrical currents.
• Electromagnate - A businessman with a disproportionately large share of the electricity market; an electricity baron.
• Emphashish - breathlessness caused by smoking shisha pipes.
• Erruption - Immoral and unprincipled management of Volcanoes.
• Escolate - Toothpaste brand.
• Eyetooth - Unfortunate disorder in which eyes take the place of teeth and vice versa. See also: Foot and Mouth disease, a similar variant.
• Extong - Extra Long.
• Fatchiks - Stupidly ugly.
• Fangorious - The manner in which one is devoured by gelatinous monsters.
• Fergigi - A person's son.
• Finnial - The third movement of Sibelius' twelfth symphony.
• Flagg - The only currency with which Cash Flagg Jr. movies may be purchased.
• Flongee - *See Crimples.
• Fleedom - Freedom achieved by fleeing (see the French).
• Frindle - See Pen.
• Fucking Bitch - Your mother.
• Fugly - Defined by the Oxford English Dictionary as 'Tori Spelling'.
• Garbledinski - A silly, meaningless word that defies alphabetical organization.
• Gendarmerie - A cult group in the South of France who believe limbs to be gendered.
• Geoterrametamorphobia - A long word that makes you sound smart.
• Gifro- A ginger person who has an afro (see Ronald McDonald).
• God - Something made up by the elite to make an excuse for authoritarian behavior.
• Golfish Ball - A hybrid of the fish and the golf ball. So far only an unsuccessful scientific anomalie.
• Gonorrhoea - The period after diarrhea.
• Gramminivorous - Animals that feed only on grammar and syntax.
• Griffon - A substitute for a shirt and tie, applied with glue - this item of clothing is a cardboard model which, from the front angle, looks identical to a regular shirt and tie, but which from any other angle reveals the wearer's nakedness. So called, because it is "griffed on".
• Groggogram - A gram of grog.
• Hagtrim - Clothes worn by an old woman: usually bought from Oxfam.
• Haler - The supplier of halos.
• Hegemony - The national currency of the Peoples' Republic of Hege.
• Hermeneutic - A type of crab.
• Hexadexadecimal - Unreleased Pink Floyd album.
• Hinterland - Home of the Grinch, where it never snows on Christmas.
• Hirsutism - Excessive growth of the hair.
• Hoboerotic - Erotica consisting of tramps and vagrants.
• Holophasia - Possible result of Kitten Huffing
• Hoppohammer - A boardgame played by nerds during a cricket game
• Hryvna - Basic monetary unit of Ukraine.
• Hydroguns - Hydrogen Fission powered Weapons
• Hypermetropolia - Fictional city in which everything occurs at double speed. See also; Hypermetropolisis, a state in which a city speeds up temporarily: said to have occurred in both New York City and London on several occasions in the late 1990s.
• Hypnognomic - Hypnosis by means of gnomes.
• IBM - Idiotic, Brainless Monkeys
• Iceland - A land of ice.
• Ideolicked - A form of communication reliant on the application of the tongue to other surfaces, unique to several individuals.
• Impostultant - Fake consultant.
• Infarct - The state of being in violation of parking regulations in Washington D.C.
• Intelligent - It means Stupid & Brainless here.
• Intelligent Dance Music (IDM) - Dancing is never intelligent.
• Intinnings - Indoor cricket.
• Innuendo - A rude games console released in China in 1995 as a competitor to the PlayStation.
• Intrauteffeine - New chemical element.
• Jesus - The darkest times of our true Sweet Satan are here. For without these times we are subject to burn within the fires of our true black lord Lucifer within the Blasphemic Rites of True Satan. Lord Fabio shall Deliver us from the True Hells and subject us to Ruling the Sacred Potato Fields of Arsayah across the Seas of Na'Phytekkis. Burn Jesus.
• Konkerman - A person who is clinically insane. Addicted to custard creams.
• Kveniertyergitherpandukosaxophonishelcorissleishlockinloeroordoerrdieestyuiuiu - Hi.
• kwyjibo" a word mean large fat bald american ape.
• Libellious - The National Enquirer on your nearest supermarket checkout newstand.
• Mondey -Mispronounced French word meaning "Monday".
• Meng-Chee-ness - Attitude that resembles Wong Meng Chee, also means Anti-Malaysia.
• Mr. Winkler - A gay english teacher who got some sick.
• NeverEver - The year Chuck Norris dies.
• omgwtfroflmfaobbq a nerdy phrase used by people who play world of warcraft meaning WHAT THE F@%K STOP SHOOTING ME B#$^H
• Orientalisim - Like a regular Isim, but obsessed with anime. Kryptonite to Edward W Said.
• Ocho-Ocho - An individual with rare superpowers of randomness and an uncanny ability to make his girlfriends father cry.
• Petrified- When a pet owner makes out with his pet.
• Pyrophobia - Fear of Pirates, most common among Yankee and Phillies fans.
• Polytriagnalictasism - a happening where your guts are blown out after being hit with a piece of exploding sun. in otherwords punched by Chuck Norris
• Puffters - Well, it's not in my bloody dictionary!
• retarded - really REALLY funny! In Canada, spelled "We Todd did."
• Rhinoplasty - Surgical procedure to alter human DNA to that of an African White Rhino.
• Scrumtilious - The only adjective that can describe Steven Seagal's acting ability.
• Sex- When the penis gets trapped inside the vagina and cannot get out.
• Shooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop-A longer Way to say Shoop Da WhOOP Blaaaaaaaargh!
• Shocktopus - Cross between a shark and an electric octopus.
• Sickeldoodleflooferfoofergoodederierbiig *See Bixeryikseritotsereeoterie.
• Supercalifragishilickalalidochus WTF was that? Mary Poppins was flying high on something.
• Tintinnabulation - Full-on smooshage of A-cup boobs.
• Uluguruness - ( Ulu: Like Sakai or Wild Man; Guru: Teacher in Malay) Teacher that don't know how to teach, or teaches like wild animal.
• Verocious - Another term for vicious.
• Weenis - That little piece of skin on your elbow that's really lose so you can pull it.
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• Xyzzy - Nothing happens.
• your mom- a supposed insult used mostly by people with the mentality of a five year old.
• Zoonaufagisc - A frigerator that stores sea critters.
• Zooymama - Holy shi#.
• Zyzxx Some place in the desert by the I-15 on the way north to Las Vegas.
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[edit] See also

• Worst 100 Nonexistent Words of All Time
• Oodles
• Stupidity