John Entwistle
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“I friggin kick ass!”
~ John Entwistle on himself
“John Enwistle friggin kicks ass!”
~ A man that was needed for this quote on John Entwistle
“OmG, BaSs nOobI ken pwn u lololol.”
~ Oscar Wilde on John Entwistle
“He's a badass”
~ Captain Obvious on John Entwistle
“'Eef yoo think tha' Johnny's not the bes' bassist eva, then yoo 'ave problems!”
~ Keith Moon on John Entwistle
John Entwistle (1942-2002(?)) (or something like that,) was in this band called The Who. He was proboably best know for his amazing skills at the bass guitar. Like, the man could make the bass cry for mercy. This guy was a big participant in the uncyclopedic confrence of 1846. He is the Greek God of bass, at the birth of Hercules he was solely responsible for the sound track.
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[edit] Summary of Life
John was born. John got older. John got a trumpet. He played piano. He met Pete Townshend. He made a bass guitar. Him and Pete joined Rodger Daltry's band. Keith Moon joined. Oscar 'Bitches' Wilde joined. The Band got famous. The band made money and Tommy, Quadrophenia, and Who's Next. He bought a house and shares in Microsoft. Then he toured with the band a little bit more, Then Keith Moon died. Then they got a nu drummer. Then Oscar 'bitches' Wilde quit. Then they stopped making music. Then Entwistle made some solo albums and fought for Uncyclopedia's independence. Then the old band got together again. Then they toured more
[edit] Uncyclopedia Confrence Participaton
John Entwisle had a hangover in New York in 1846 one time, he went for a walk to clear his mind, and stumbled upon the Uncyclopedia Confrence. He played bass for Queen Victoria at the confrence. Even though John was hung over and not trying his hardest, She died the next day.
[edit] Death(In Detail!)
John became too powerful at his instrument. God became angry at him in a similar way to Jaco Pastorius. John's power grew too much for God to control. God became jealous and decided he must be destroyed.
The old fart was just getting ready for the next friggin reunion tour (to start the next day) by shooting some cocaine and having sex, he was like sixty something at the time,
Using the formula above, thats alota hurt. Too friggin much for poor Johnny.
[edit] Summary of Life (Cont.)
He Died. :'(
...or did he?
[edit] John Entwistle still alive?
There has been a stunning revelation as to the status of John Entwistle. On the day of the alleged "death", the body was so disfigured that it could not be identified. Shortly after the rest pf the band arrived, they heard a stunning bass guitar playing nearby, that they could only think of as John Entwistle. It stopped shortly after, and nobody knew.
In 2008, sightings of John were reported by Oscar Wilde, Superman, Paper Clip Jesus, and your Mom. The Who have investigated, but deny these claims.
However, while on his way to kick somebody's ass, Chuck Norris saw John personally.
"I'm thinking, who is this guy. I'm gonna kick his ass (Cuz I'm awesome like that), and I noticed it was John frickin' Entwistle! He's alive, I swear!"
This is still a developing story, so there is no proof as to weather or not John is alive, but Chuck Norris says he is, so he must be!
