John Hitler

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John Charles Hitler (1937- ) is a professional beer drinker for the WBDF (World Beer Drinking Federation).

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Early Years[edit]

As John Hitler[edit]

Shortly after the death of Aasad, John revealed to the world that his real last name was Hitler. He then proceeded to goose-step around the drinking table before a contest, then was shot by Bill Goldberg. He recovered quickly and went on to defeat Ricardo Montalban to win the WBDF championship. He then formed an alliance with Trip Pool, another white man, and two-time WBDF doubles champions Doug & Dinsdale Piranha, and was managed by porn actress Amy Grant. The alliance continued, but John never won another WBDF championship, and lost in the finals in 1985 to rapper Vanilla Ice. In 1991, John retired from professional beer drinking and now works as a professor educating his students about beer and hotdog consumption at North Carolina State University.