John Ryan
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AKA Johnny Boy Ryan, Johnny Appleseed Ryan, or Johnny Big Boi Ryan.
Johnny Boy Ryan is a well known "mac"matician who has coined many terms. He invented the microlip some 27 years ago. Then, the "microlip" was a machine term referring to a small lip left in the metal after machining. He later brought this term into the computer "IT" world by storm. He uses "microlipping" in his day to day routine as a PC Support Technician. Johnny's microlipping has helped him excel to the top of the IT chain. He has also coined the word Progrum which is a take off of the word program. As a matter of fact, the UM in progrum can be added to many terms. Take for example the acronym EPROM, you can add a UM to the end of that and come up with EPRUM. The UM ending makes it more fun to say difficult words.
Johnny Boy Ryan is the master of the Apple computer in the lower midwest. Some would say that he drinks a glass of "apple juice" every morning before he reports for duty.
Finally, Johnny is the master of terminology for anything technical. If you've heard of it, he's said it. He also knows everything about everything.
[edit] BIO of Johnny Boy Appleseed O'Ryan Jr.
John Ryan was born in 1904 in the quaint town of Boudicon, Ireland. His parents were John, and Johnetta O'Ryan. They settled in Boudicon after making the long trek from Saskatoon, Canada in the summer of 1821. Johnny boy was conceived while his parents were using their double shotgun outhouse in 1901. Johnetta was in labor with Johnny for 2 years. John Sr. could not figure out how to get Johnny's head out, so he waited until Johnetta passed away due to complication from child birth in 1904. At that point, John Sr. cut John Jr. out with his hunting knife. Later in life Johnny Boy migrated to Louisianna and discovered Boudin. He loved boudin so much that he became known as the Boudin King by all of the people. Of course it was his love of boudin that led to a severre case of Anal Warts. After recovering from Anal Warts, Johnny decided to take up "preachin". He taught many lessons about boudin and anal warts to his people. It was during this time that he began to develop the microlipping skils. Johnny didn't last long as a preacher, but he did learn a lot about speaking to people.
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