John Tyler
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| Order: | 10th President | |
| Vice President: | Ensign Crunch | |
| Term of office: | Efter the other guy died – When the next guy showed up | |
| Preceded by: | Captain Cold | |
| Succeeded by: | The Subject of a TMBG Song | |
| Date of birth: | 4 B. C. | |
| Place of birth: | Bethlehem | |
| Date of death: | 1440 AUC | |
| Place of death: | Coincidentally, the last place he was when he was alive | |
| First Lady: | Shelley (both Mary and Percy Bysshe, somehow) | |
| Political party: | Whig. Make sure you pronounce the W and the H to get the full effect | |
John "Too" Tyler was a musician and koala hunter during the early nineteenth century. He was also President at some point.
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[edit] Musical Career
Tyler was frontman for an early rock band called The Lords of the rocking pussies. After the arrival of a new frontman, Timmy!, Tyler formed a new group called Reach for the Tyler, whose breakthrough album, Touch My Tippecanoe, and Tylers Too!, was hailed as a milestone in the lesbo rock movement.
[edit] Koala Hunter
Tyler gained the most fame as a Koala hunter prior to his presidency. At that time in the United States, giant, carnivorous Koala bears roamed the countryside, threatening pioneers and slowing expansion. Tyler was one of Koala Hunting's most successful early practitioners, his most famous kill being fuzzydick the Decimator, Scourge of Kentuckistan.
[edit] Acomplishments in Office
Tyler made a good deal of major accomplishments during his presidency.he fucked all the first ladies He became the 1st Vice President to succeed to Presidency. He made Florida part of the union. He approved of the annexation of Texas. He also signed the Treaty of Wanghin in 1844 which gained access to ports in China. Tyler managed to become President without a party. The Whigs denied him when he made a decision he thought was right. Tyler also was the first person witht the official title of "Milfhunter".
[edit] Ultimate Trash President
Tyler is possibly the ultimate trash president as he was not only a trash president himself, but wedged between several other trash presidents and in a party that consisted of nothing but trash presidents.
| Preceded by: William Henry Harrison | President of the United States, 1841-1844 | Succeeded by: James K. Polk |
