John Zorn's Magical Mystery Tour

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The Mystery Tour was a ride at the Long Branch Haunted Mansion and Amusement Pier on the Jersey shore, before it was burned down for the insurance money. All we have left of this monument of nostalgic Americana are some pictures. Many Bothans died to bring us this information. I hope you're happy.

Enter at your own risk[edit]

Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.

The welcome wagon[edit]

Wizard of Fries
Count Floyd
Aleister Crowley and friends



First frights[edit]

Jambi
Carnac the Magnificent
Bob Hope



The creeps[edit]

A Monster
Starman
Steve Vai



All aboard the log Flume[edit]

Descent to the carnival of no return[edit]

Harry Potter
Samson
Tom Waits



Satan's Lavatory[edit]

Black Sabbath
John Zorn
Fred Frith

See Also[edit]