John Zorn's Magical Mystery Tour
The Mystery Tour was a ride at the Long Branch Haunted Mansion and Amusement Pier on the Jersey shore, before it was burned down for the insurance money. All we have left of this monument of nostalgic Americana are some pictures. Many Bothans died to bring us this information. I hope you're happy.
Enter at your own risk
Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.
The welcome wagon
All aboard the log Flume
Descent to the carnival of no return