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JYN3 2007 goes to Mhaille as the welcomer and help3r on the site 4 mee! I still hate featured images and articles. And I hate you

JYLI 2007 goes to Ceridwyn. For stuff...

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J4NU4RY 2008 goes to Humb? Bumbertown? No, it's Clorox, for making that crappy Hidden Links thang that I Pwned. I HAVE HIDDEN LINX ON MY PAGE TOO.

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