Joseph Stalin

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Boy am i sexy, i love grasping young boys titties -xxXXZzxzXzZXzxzZXzxzXz-1337-XzXZxzxzZXZxZXkYlEzXZXZxzxZxzxzx==Sabrina, Dont Even messWith meh!!!! Im Way Too Kool!== HUNTER-,so yeah, my name is stalin and i like to play dodge ball with my fwendsssss... its boat loads of fun here in communist russia, lol jks. BOOBS ARE YUMMY, YOU HAVE A BIG TUMMY, YOU LOOK LIKE A BUNNY, AND YOUR NOT FUNNY -kyle and the boyzzzZZZzzZZzzzZzzzZZZZzzzZZzzZzZZ== How Hunter Loved Karen ==Hunter and Kyle were once best friends with Stalin at a very young age, they used to go hiking, swimming, and kill americans... but that all ended when Hunter saw Karen.At age seven, Hunter saw Karen for the first time. It was love at first site. They immediately made love, in public, yes. Hunter's chub rose in the air. When Kyle saw this, a deep pain of sadness entered his heart... This changed to anger, he swore he would never lose a friend to a women again, so he killed him self. The End== Young Adulthood ==Kyle and Hunter are kooooOooOooOoOooOoOooOooL SAEPRINA... STAHP==Political career==U MAD SABRINA, I LUV PINAPPLES -kyle==Battles with Hitler, Tarzan, the three headed dragon and Rick James (Bitch!)==I always live by my motto, YOLO SWAG GUCCI SWAG YOLO SWAG SWAG YOLO GUCCI SWAG, it's what made me such an incredible and beautiful person -kyle==Saint Stalin the Mighty==OMNOMNOM, in my tummyBOYZZZZBDJHGKGSDFBKJCSGKUYDAG, WE DA BEST==Music career==YA GOTTA NOE, BIRD IS DA WORD BRUDDAHOH YA SHOUT OUT TO MY BOYZZZZ PAHL AND AYDAHN YOLOSWAGKKKKKYYYYYLLLLLEEEEE==Stalin's Radio Show==I'M THE BESTPOOPOPOOOOPOPOPPOOOPOOOPOPOOOPOPOPOOOOOPOOOP YUMYUMYUM, IN MAH TUMM-KYLE AND DA BOYZZZZ==Stalin's Hosting Career and Chain of Shops==man, i looooovvvveee kfcIM NOT EVEN BLACK!!!!==Stalinwood==I don't have any thing to sayblehpoop -kyle==Stalin's Moustache==what do you call a computer that sings?A DELLLL!!!!!HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHow does a lion like his steak?MEDIUM.... ROARRRRRHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHWhy did the boy, bring a ruler to bed?To measure how long, he SLEPT!!!HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH!!!!What do they call cans in Mexico?mexiCANS!!!HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAH!!!!What is a fish's, favourite country?FINLAND!!HAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHH!!!!Why did the orange, stop rolling?CAUSEE IT RAN OUT OF JUICE!!!!HAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!==See also==*Stalin in Soldat*Stalinator*Mahmoud Ahmadinejad*Hilary Clinton*Mario*Bogovich*Soviet hats*Dr. Rabbit*Borat
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