Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/June 23
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June 23: Sonic the Hedgehog's B-day
- 1573 - Buses first put on sale in high markets.
- 1609 - The last town in the world discovers dirt.
- 1610 - Europe carved into that funny shape we know it to be.
- 1892 - Spider-Man does some fancy stuff with a bus, and with the whole coincidence with 1573, well, you get it.
- 1929 - Puppies declared the cutest darned thing.
- 1941 - Lithuania declares independence from the Soviet Union, only to be invaded by Nazis.
- 1957 - Gone With The Wind released by Big Ol' Hunka pictures.
- 1969 - The Hamburglar is appointed Chief Justice of the Supreme Court by Richard Nixon.
- 1979 - Darth Thatcher begins construction of the first Death Star
- 1991 - Sonic the Hedgehog is released in America, Mario fans cringe.
- 1993 - I bought some milk and put in my refrigerator.
- 1994 - I certainly wasn't commiting a triple homicide!
- 2000 - Someone thinks about how great things are going.
- 2005 - The milk in my refrigerator is going bad.
- 2008 - Last year. Still a fucking coincidence.
- 2009 - Today. Nothing fucking happened. I probably could have told you that, seeing how dull and miserable your life is. Well, too bad. You don't need me to tell you that. Everybody already knows your a pussy, and Nobody Cares what you think. Your whining sickens me, you know that? You really should leave. It'd make us all very happy. Right, everyone? Right.
