Justice League of America

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For the religious among us who choose to believe lies, the self-proclaimed experts at Wikipedia have an article about Justice League of America.

The Justice League of America (JLA) exists in many guises. Here's a selection. Maybe the group you're looking for is among this lot? They're all quite nice really, and all of them are up to the job, so probably any of them will do.

[edit] Justice League variants

• The Green Bay Packers
• The Founding Fathers
• American Justice Coalition (Golden Age)
• American Justice Coalition (Silver Age)
• New American Justice Coalition
• The Supreme Court of the United States
• Justice League
• Anti-Defamation League
• The Justice League
• The Justice League of Jesus
• The Justice League of SharkJesus
• Ronald Reagan's Justice League of America
• The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
• Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
• The Fantastic Four
• The Revengers
• The X-Men
• The Royal Society
• The Society of Underdeveloped Crime-fighters
• Watchmen
• Superheroes
• The DC Universe
• The Marvel Universe
• The Manhattan Project bestowed special powers upon many of them.
• The Superhero Relocation Program keeps them off Spiderman and Daredevil's patch
• The Adventures of Stan Lee's Toupee
• Crisis on Infinite Earths
• Infinite Crisis
• Super Friends

[edit] Justice League members

• JesusPresident
• Brett FavreVice President/Tactical Commander
• Chuck NorrisSecretary of defense
• SupermanSecretary of State
• BatmanTreasurer
• MacGyverInventor/agent
• Mr. T
• That Hot cheerleader from Heroes that can heal herself
• Aquaman
• Blackman
• Wonder Woman
• The Flash
• Green Lantern
• Martian Manhunter
• Booster Gold
• Batgirl
• Huntress Thompson
• John Hancock
• Thomas Jefferson
• George Washington
• Benjamin Franklin
• Spiderman
• The Incredible Hulk
• Judge Dredd
• Sandman
• Dwight D. Eisenhower
• John F. Kennedy
• David Hasselhoff
• Aqua-Jesus
• Captain Ultra
• Cloud Strife/Shinji
• Wolverine
• Pirate Jesus
• Robin
• Jessica Simpson
• Jessica Alba
• Captain Obvious
• Fabio aka Thor
• Shining Knight
• The Beefeater
• MacGruber Pepsi!
• Barack Obama
• Bugs Bunny
• Mickey Mouse
• Captain Planet
• Hawkman
• the Atom
• Green Arrow
• Brian Boitano
• Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
• Powerpuff Girls
• Mega Man
• Eddie Murphy
• Plastic Man
• Sailor Moon
• Blue Beetle

[edit] Justice League enemies

• The Omnipotent Seven
• The Villainy Party
• Galactus
• Godzilla
• Barney the Dinosaur
• Loki
• Osama bin Laden
• Joseph Stalin
• Sauron
• Saddam Hussein
• D.W. Read
• Shrieky from Care Bears
• George Dubya Bush
• Dick Cheney
• Eric Cartman
• Donald Duck
• Spongebob Squarepants
• The Injustice Society: Dr. Phil, Lex Luthor, Oscar Wilde, Oprah Winfrey, Bizarro, Joker
• Jack Thompson
• Bert
• Arnie Who is he? No one knows. Does he exist? No one knows. What is he? I told you i dont fucking know
• Satan
• King Ghidorah
• Dwight K. Schrute not a real threat, just super annoying (but oh so hilarious) nerd stuck in a dead end job who thinks he works for the government
• the Secret Society of Super Villains
• Tom Cruise
• Keira Knightly
• the Crime Syndicate
• Danny Tanner