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[edit] History
We use to have a 25 letter alphabet, but then someone thought it'd be funny to get creative with an H and photoshop, and thus, K was born. And it was awesome, the end.
[edit] Reasons K Is Awesome and Is Better Than C
- It is straight, not curved
- C is just so insecure, it needs to feel better about itself.
- Cucumber starts with C and a cucumber is shaped like a penis. Come on now.
- C is for cookie, which is a slang term for cocaine, which also starts with C. Coincidence, I think not-...hey, would you look at that.
- C is the symbol for Carbon, and Carbons atomic number is 6, and if you multiply 6 by 111 it equals 666, associating C with the devil.
- Colin Mochrie.
- Canada.
- C for Communism.
- I like C.
- It's that one dude from the Men In Black movies. I didn't see any 'C's as cool as that guy.
- And Baylor Morisson love the letter C come on what loser like that letter oh ya Baylor deos
[edit] Mathematical Significance of K
K > Everything in the history of anything ever created by anyone, ever (a.k.a. Q)
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