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Abbreviation: Keeper of the Sacred Chaos. A fool of the highest regard and a delight of Eris Discordia.

Also Kant Stand Cheeses. A late 20th century boy band who failed to make even a single chart hit (despite the involuntary immolation of their lead singer whilst trying to cook oven ready micro chips).

Also also Kentucky Scarred Chicken. A quasi-national fast-food chain where the chickens have to run through a hallway filled with rotating knives, axes, broken glass, randomly-flung circular saw blades, and jet sprays of hydrochloric acid. Once the chicken has been properly scarred and inspected by the company president, Colonel Jennifer Saunders, it's served up with gravy, a Ted Nugent album, and a side of either baked beans or earwax.


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