Kamikaze

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“I would've gotten away with it, if it weren't for those meddling health inspectors!”

~ Adolf Hitler on Kamikaze

Kamikaze is an affliction caused by a bacteria that is common to overtaxed rice paddies in Japan. Because Samurai tend to be very harsh taxers, tax payers tend to get malnourished, and develop a bacteria while they word on their paddies. When the Samurai subsequently show up again for yet more tax, he is quickly infected by the bacteria. The infected Samurai hereafter gains a depression, and because he continues to eat the infected rice (he taxed it, after all), remains infected and depressive. Eventually, he becomes suicidal, and it is this when he has truly been afflicted by the dread disease of Kamikaze.

[edit] Symptoms

Save for the most obvious symptom of Kamikaze, gaining suicidal tendencies, there are several other side-effects to the disease. These include:

• Loss of all co-ordination in melee combat.
• The insatiable urge to fly airplanes (though the amount usually doesn't exceed a single airplane) into everything that moves.
• Random outcries of "KAMIKAZEEEEE!".
• Loss of all rationality.

Combined with the already present fanatical devotion to the Japanese Emperor, Kamikaze sufferers develop a very dangerous feeling of invincibility, and consequently pay heed to the urge of flying airplanes into everything that moves, while making their random outcries.

[edit] Conspiracies

It is rumored that during World War II Adolf Hitler deliberately infected Japanese rice supplies to gain himself an infinite supply of Kamikaze-sufferers. Luckily, his plans were foiled by Japanese health inspectors who quickly found the bacteria and gave Hitler a serious fine.