Kangorillia
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The Kangorillia is a bio-modified creature that is part ape part marsupial. They were originally created by J. Edgar Hoover in a drunken martini fit.
Like most Monkeys they are vicious, smelly, ugly dangerous animals. Thought to be extinct the Kangorillias have been recently spawned to be used as solders in the up-coming take-over of the word by the Monkey Overlords. They can be summoned out of thin air by melting a bunch of bananas, a kangaroo egg, and a carton of unfiltered cigarettes in a microwave for 3 minutes set on high. Medium settings just aren't hot enough.
Known for their great physical strength and jumping ability in addition to having large penises and really bad breath, a Kangorillia is a formidable fighting machine. THEY SMELL BAD TOO SO WATCH OUT FOR THEM THEY NEVER TAKE ANY SHOWERS BECAUSE THEY CAN'T REACH!
They also are known to rape little kangaroos when bored. Sad as it is, it's true.
