Karl Von Helmsteinereinmann

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Karl Von Helmsteinereinmann was a powerful dairy baron in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania in the early 19th century. He is widely credited with the invention of Gouda Cheese. In addition, local legends suggest that he developed an all-cheese vehicle known as the "Kasewagen." He died when he crashed the prototype "Kasewagen," sparking a cheese and human flesh feeding frenzy amongst the locals. No other information regarding his life survives.