Kaz Hirai
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“RIIIIIIIIIIIGE RACERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
~ Kaz Hirai
“All the prostitutes in the land cost cheaper than your console!”
“Here at Sony, were not interested in Gimmicks”
~ Kaz Hirai on the PS3
“Watch this VERY closely, I pick up the controller.... and it flies!!!”
~ The random Sony American dude at E3 2006
Kazuo (Mr. Ridge or simply RIIIIIIIIIGE RACERRRRRRR) Hirai is a international rap superstar/ President of $ony Computer Non-Entertainment.
[edit] Biography
Kaz Hirai was created in Ridge City in 1994. He was originally powered by Namco but this changed when on the 30th of November, 2006, Sony stole his Precious copy of Ridge Racer and threatened to inflict MASSIVE DAMAGE on him if he does not become the spearhead of their organization. Kaz gave in to the pressure and truiamphantly reclaimed his Ridge during $ony's E3 2006 Conference where some believe that Kaz held a 'Ridge of Silence', to commerate his reunion with the Game. This is widly disputed as some critics think the silence was actually due to the lack of interest in a port of a rubbish, 13 year old PS1 game.
Before Hirai's well-renouned international failure with the Worldwide launch of the PS3 (see Sony's map of the World)
Sony have also been an interegal part of Japanese history, so much that they have actually revealed long lost segments of 'historical battles which took actually took place in Ancient Japan'.
[edit] Rap Career
Kaz first shown interest in Rap in his early days in The International University of Ridge. Heavily influenced by his great Master, 50 Cent, he spent the greater part of his teen years putting together a single song which he vowed to supass his Master in Worldwide (see Sony's map of the World) sales.
