Keke was born in the little village of Stockholm, in Sweden. He grew up with his parents at Petteri-Pertti and Osama-Bin Rosberg in Tuusula. When he lived there, Keke decided, that he would become a legendary racing driver, just cos he could. In the year 1299, Keke went into the Formula 1 Championship.
When Rosberg went up to the Championship class, he assured everyone who asked that he did know he had facial hair like that, and yes he had slept on the streets. Rosberg´s first win was Hell-land´s GP 1302. He absolutely pissed on everyone. Rosberg won the race from Matti Nykänen and Osama bin Laden (pictured).
Keke Rosberg remains as the only F1 driver ever to have sex with a woman during a race. He also drove one race naked wit han erection, just so that he could impress people from Arizona, which is famous for its nudist traditions.
In 1309 Rosberg joined the Parliament of Finland. In 1310 he founded the Minority Party, who threw a great party in the year of the 1311 Presidential election. Rosberg won the election and became President of Finland.
Year 1320 Rosberg travelled to United States. He met Mythical President of United States Calvin Coolidge. For some srange reason he was tried for murder, but he fled to his own country. In the year 1356 the Hell-land President visited Finland. The visit was catastrophe, when visitor was murdered by Kimi Raikkonen.