Kibology

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Years ago there was something wonderful. Something so ideally perfect that it could never be replaced.

It was called Usenet.

There was nothing wrong with Usenet. It was a vehicle for sharing knowledge and wisdom and growing our own circle of friends to encompass the globe.

All Usenet participants became enlightened and everyone had a swell time.

It could never be replaced, one would have thought.

And then the smart-asses showed up. They ruined everything.

You may wonder what led to this destructive revolution, but it isn't exactly known. All that is known is that about 4.3 seconds after the Usenet system was turned on, a smart-ass showed up and started causing trouble. After 4.2 seconds of virtual utopia, Usenet descended into 25 years of smart-ass hell.

The ultimate conclusion of Usenet, like any institution, can be found in the accomplishments of its most twisted extremists, the kibologists.

Like any group of humans, especially those dissatisfied with their own existence, a group of Usenet posters brown-nosed the one tagged "Kibo" until they were mistakingly thought to be followers of Kibo of the religious variety. Realizing the potential tax-free lifestyle enjoyed by religious figures, Kibo promptly rounded his followers into a church called a.r.k.

Today Kibology pokes along, a faint reminder of the glory days of smart-assness that introduced us to "you're allowed", instant reviews, "wackyparsing", and the one-word langauge of asieoniezi.

The primary reason for the wain in Kibology is a combination of most smart-asses starting their own blog, and the uncyclopedia.

Uncyclopedia, your one stop guide for humourous and completely fictionalised accounts of pretty much anything.

With a one-stop guide, does my yearning smart-ass soul have a place for another stop such as kibology?