Killing is my business... and business is good

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Killing is my Business... And Business is Good is a way for Dave Mustaine, David Ellefson, and his 9001 former band mates to say they are assassins in a poetic and mafia-ish way. Assassins are double-assed men that are killing people (Note: There is no such thing as a double-assed woman). Killing is my Business... And Business is Good is usually just called KIMB among fans, not-fans and others.


Mustaine and his newly formed band, Megadeth had to make a counter-album against Metallica's Kill 'em All which was released long ago. The money which was going to be used to make the album, was used on beer, drugs and Michael Jackson t-shirts, which explains the shitty Michael Jackson sound and that ugly cover.


Ninjas were a great inspirational source. Mustaine tried to match their speed, but did not make it.


- Last Night / Laid for Death

- I am an Assassin

- Skill Beneath the Bin

- Rattle Ed

- Chosen Once

- Cooking on the Cross

- I am Better than YOU!