King

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A king is a dude, usually with a crown on his head who rules some kind of a land.

Just to further confuse things, sometimes what appears to be a King is actually a Queen.

King Daley II, Benevolent Ruler of Chicagoland.

King can be:

see also: Royalty

• Alex Walker
• The King
• Larry King
• Terry Mills
• King of Hyrule
• Kingman
• Stephen King
• Martin Luther King
• Burger King
• King Dedede
• King Jimbo
• The Lion King
• King of the Jews
• Rodney King
• Nat King Cole
• Old King Cole
• Kerry King
• John Morganstein, King of Cape Breton
• King of the Hill
• King Diamond
• Niamh King AKA Kinger

King can't be:

• You
• You
• Aliens
• You
• God
• You

King could be:

• Krazy
• Krak
• On Krak
• Father Kristmas

King may also refer to:

• Also, King kills krazy kouples on krak using father kristmas.

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