King David

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Known today as the most sexylicous king in the world. He became famous for his talent in nipple peircing in the 1400's. Since then king david has gone on to greater things. most importantly he created the first human clone of himself. Since than, king david has gone on to do many things in the science world. He even made the second human clone. Since than he has made a King Davidarmy which lives underground and eventually will sprout up in gardens and tear off peoples ballsacks. King David has changed recently changed his name to "The artist formely known as King David." This brought his popularity to new heights in the 1800's. Yet after the "anal incident" King David has been layin low for the past 100 years. 10 years ago he decided to change his name just to David and started looking for new work. He is now featured in the popular board game Guess Who. He is the blonde man with the beard and blue eyes. He enjoys long walks in the park, a nice blunt of marijuana. His favourite book is the bible and he is interested in finding a soulmate who enjoys sunsets, fine dining, shrimp, and a nice game of Yahtzee. No fatties.

Also see: vagina

[edit] Not to be confused with

David H. Goldblum, prime minister of Israel 1003-970 BC

[edit] Easily confused with

David the Lastnameless (because they are genetically identical.)