Knesset
From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia.
“This is the only thing that is even Wilder than yours truly.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Knesset
Contents |
[edit] About
Knesset is, as I'm sure everyone knows, is Israel's house of the parliament, commonly known as 'Zoo'.
The members of the Knesset are all coming from one and only party, the good ol' party for the benefit of Israel and all other nations we care about. There are exactly 120 seats in the main hall of the Knesset, allowing up to 40 participants in each vote, since every voter sometimes enjoy pressing up to 3 voting buttons, and there were some legal issues in the past...
[edit] Reelection
Members of the Knesset are regularly replaced when they die, fall out of button pressing shape, or get sick of the Knesset cafeteria food. The government is randomly chosen out of the 40 members every week, and the national budget is decided whenever officials get paid, which is very rare.
When a new parliament nominee arrives, they have to go through a tough initiation ceremony: surviving a party convention. The cunning contestants will be able to pass the test by appointing as much party members as they can to a governmental job in one hour. Failing it will result in the nominee's terrible death on the wheel of fortune .
[edit] Under attack
A few times in the past, terrorists tried to attack the Knesset building, but so far failed to topple the building or even scratch party members. Local storytellers believe this is because the formidable Knesset guards are armed with "The love of god" and a magical chinchikurin stick. Others might say that many attacks have indeed succeeded, but none were injured since no Knesset member was actually in the building. Asked about the odds of such a thing happening, one member responded: "Don't ask me, I don't even know where this place is".
