Koopalings
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The Koopalings (AKA Koopa Kids', Little Koopas, or the Koopa Bros. Plus Sista Preacha) are the children and sex toys of Bowser Koopa, the king of the Koopas. They are also a Koopa Gang, as seen on the streets of the Mushroom World. All of the first seven Koopa children are bad asses. Bowser Jr. is the new edition to the koopa klan. In the Super Mario Bros. cartoons, they were given different names in order to protect their identity.
The Koopalings have wild punk hairstyles and dress, but that's just because they're on a lot of drugs. It is said that a different member of the production staff of SMB3 personally designed each Koopaling, but it is also said that Ronald Reagan was actually a California raisin come to life.
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[edit] Ludwig von Koopa
Ludwig who we all known as the kookiest koopa is very well still alive he spends his time creating many different inventions Ludwig vows that his Father Bowser Koopa will run the Mushroom Kingdom someday. It may not be done over night but it will happen!
After his father last attempt to take over the Galaxy Ludwig with the other Koopas got together to scheme up another plan with many new additions to their family this time the Mario Bros have to brace themselves and be ready for the Koopa's next attack.
Ludwig promise his father that he's in the process of creating the greatest mass destruction weapon that will help them to gain authority over the Mushroom Kingdom that Princess Toadstool would have no choice but to give Bowser the Kingdom and her body (Yes, her body).
[edit] Roy Koopa
Roy Koopa has settled down with his long time girlfriend Susan Koopa. Roy Koopa met Susan Koopa on planet earth while visiting his cousin Arthur Koopa. Some Koopas are residing on planet earth in earthling disguises for a better life and more opportunities.
Roy and Susan however are back home residing in Grass Land County
looking forward to building their own tribe of Koopas through building a family together.
Occasionally Roy Koopa do some bad things on the side with his father King Bowser Koopa.
[edit] Iggy Koopa and Lemmy Koopa
These two are the youngest of the Koopalings and twins!
These two are inseparable when they're together they are never seen apart from each other ESPECIALLY if they're bathing or using the bathroom. (Bleed your nose all you want.)
Right now Iggy and Lemmy are 13yrs old and Iggy is following in the footsteps of his big brother Ludwig. Iggy enjoys making inventions on the side with the help of his twin brother.
Iggy is also infamous for his live stand up comedy shows, where he keeps showing his penis to the audience. Iggy was asked about this on one occasion, this is how the conversation went on :
'That Guy :' When you played the Koopa Ballroom here in Mario Land, British Columbia, Canada, I guess around 1980, guess what you showed?
Iggy: Uhhh, was it like my cock?
That Guy : Yeah!
Iggy: Ohh.
But Lemmy isn't all about the scientific stuff all the time he's still trying to get into the local mushroom kingdom circus he vow that someday he'll own his own circus.
They applied to be members of the League of Super Evil, but got rejected and were replaced with twin girls known as the "Black Cat Twins" instead.
[edit] Wendy O. Koopa
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- Another one of the Don's unusually named children, Wendy's middle initial O. is never clarified on what it means. But, after a visit to a men's room in Water Land, through the literature written on it's walls, I've been able to determine that the O. stands for Orgasm, and the hole that is the Vagina and the asshole, and a fish-a-nator.(Mouth)
- As the only Koopa who can say they have actually slept on a waterbed, Wendy O. Koopa was the natural choice for setting up business at Water Land. Using her sex appeal as an advantage over the locals, she was soon using the water to make the world's largest bong, co-financed by Larry. After the King of Water Land heard of this giant bong, he ordered Wendy be sent to his palace at once. Once meeting Wendy, though, he was unable to resist her charm, even though he was a human and she was a slutty reptile. + Wendy is living in Darkland with her Father Bowser Koopa who is currently dating a mystery Koopa she won't tell her dad who he is even though Bowser bugs her daily about who her mysterious friend is.
- Wendy was smart, though - knowing the King desired to ride her Hershey highway - and saved the anal taboo as her nuke option. The day the King asked to try the stink instead of the pink, Wendy said only on the condition that she would get the magic wand. Historians are not sure what happened next, but know that its results were the former King laying dead on the floor of the palace strangled by cock rings and other such kinky ring sex toys earning Wendy the name Ring Lady + All Bowser knows is that her mysterious guy friend sends her gifts of what ever she likes everyday.
- Unlike her previous two capos, Wendy uses her wand to create elastic sex toys that bounce around in her chamber of molestation. She'll lure you in and try to win Mario's heart by doing her Miss Cleo impression, but once you are in there, may god help you. Wendy is armed and extremely kinky. + Wendy occasionally vacations in Waterland she vows that she'll own her own water park someday with the help of her soon to be husband. - Now is NOT the time to try to use your frog suit at the last minute. There's already enough kinky shit coming out of the wand without you wearing a rubber frog suit.
Her Favor Game is Salve and Master but she is always the Master and her vitciom is always the slave a sex slave for life
Wendy is living in Darkland with her Father Bowser Koopa who is currently dating a mystery Koopa she won't tell her dad who he is even though Bowser bugs her daily about who her mysterious friend is.
All Bowser knows is that her mysterious guy friend sends her gifts of what ever she likes everyday.
Wendy occasionally vacations in Waterland she vows that she'll own her own water park someday with the help of her soon to be husband (side note, Sonic the Preggo is actually Wendy's secret admirer).
[edit] Morton Koopa Jr.
Today Morton is with his fiancee Candy Koopa if you thought that Bonnie and Clyde were a menace to society then think again. When Morton is with Candy these two are unstoppable. Candy who he met while visiting his cousin Arthur has sex appeal, charm and uses seduction to get what ever she wants this bubbly blonde Koopa even uses her charm over Morton when ever she wants to con him into giving her some money so she can go on her shopping sprees. Morton and Candy are currently expecting their first child together.
Morton however sometimes join forces with his father when dealing with the Mario bros. and when he's not doing that he occasionally likes to go to the Sahara desert land to vacation with Candy. But you're probably wondering who the heck is Morton Koopa Sr. The answer is....his mother. She was an African-American girl in her early 20's living in Washington when she met Bowser "The King" Koopa. As a result of this mingling, Morton Koopa Jr. was born. In 2004, Morton Koopa Sr. married Sonic the Preggo and had two kids with him, Morton's half-siblings, Bertram and Victoria. Sonic the Preggo is currently expecting Morton's third half-sibling, but he does not know if it is a boy or a girl yet (he has way too many other babies conceived by different fathers to try to find out).
[edit] Larry Koopa
Larry Koopa was visiting his Cousin Arthur when he met his now wife Katherine Koopa. Katherine who is a milk snake being who many of the Koopa males drooled over lived next door to Arthur and has been good friends with Arthur.
When Larry was visiting his cousin there he met Katherine. Larry got married to Katherine to prove his devotion and love to her in a courthouse on planet earth but promised her a lavish wedding in his homeland at his father castle in Darkland.
When Larry returned home that's when Katherine was found to be pregnant with Larry's child after discovering that Katherine was pregnant with child that's when Larry decided to throw the wedding celebration that he promised her and made the announcement that his wife was pregnant.
9 mos. later Katherine gave birth to twin snoopas ( snake and koopa makes a snoopa) a girl and a boy who they named Larry Jr. And Kristy Koopa.
Today Larry and Katherine is happily married and Katherine is pregnant with another child they're living on the outskirts of Grassland.
[edit] Bowser Koopa Jr.
Bowser Jr. is still learning from the rest of the Koopa Klan it won't be long until he start teaming up more with his father on attack the Mushroom Kingdom sprees!
He already has his own minions such as the Inaudible Thwomp Guy, Coralina the Goomba, Xavier the Shyguy, and Jocasta the Magikoopa, and he hasn't started conquesting kingdoms yet.
Someday he'll like to feature in the same game with his brothers, sister and father as a big family but until then....
