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For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Kreuzberg.

Kreuzberg is the largest city of Republic of Turkey.

Althrought it seems, that it is really in Germany, that's not true. Almost nobody in Kreuzberg speaks german, only turkish or arabic. Like Brno, capital of Moravistan, Kreuzberg is also an asian-look-like city with mosques, bazaars and oriental baths. The main problem of Kreuzberg are PKK suicide bombers, killing innocent turkish people, and also german tourists. Local footbal club is Kreuzbergi Spor Kulubu. The other problem is spreading it's territory, till year 2010 the borders of growing Kreuzberg should reach Poland. That's because the Turks, unlike Germans are having more children and they need more living space. It's also proposed to join Brandenburg as Brandenburg├╝ Birligi.