Ku Klux Klan Homepage
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Hello and welcome to the official Ku Klux Klan homepage, learn about our organization, join our organization, If you don't join our organization after browsing this webpage we will hunt you down and hang you.
[edit] About us
We are an organization that creates a purer world, and we do that by killing all non-whites in the world, including blacks. We also kill the Catholics, create terror and evacuate people from houses by burning crosses. We also believe that communism is bad for the US, that same-sex marriage is wrong and illegal, and we kill anyone who defies us. IF YOU GET A HANDY FORM A NIGGER YOUR GAY. Sounds fun right?, Well there's more. We also believe that Jews have the right to be dead and shut up. We hate jews. We also believe that we are better than you in every way and that you should bow down to us as your Gods, Unfortunately, in the future, our numbers have dwindled to 5,000 due to the amount of people who don't care. They've killed off the rest of us so we're begging you, please join us. If you don't, I will rape all of your children.
P.S Whites Rule and knowone else can stop us we are better than any race and if ne1 has a problem then mess with us. WHITE POWER
-Posted by WhitePowah21 at 5:32 PM on 9/11/05
[edit] News
The only news you'll need to know for the Ku Klux Klan, Updated 24/7 Updated whenever the hell I feel like it.
[edit] KU KLUX KLAN ARE IN TOWN
Hello fellow Crusaders! We are on a mission to spread our teachings to people across the United States from Seattle to NYC, so look for us in these major cities!
- Seattle
- Los Angeles
- San Diego
- Las Vegas
- Santa Fe
- Houston
- New Orleans
- Memphis
- Atlanta
- Philadelphia
- Washington D.C.
- New York City
-Posted by Dave at 8:24 PM on 3/12/06
[edit] Comments: (3)
i hope the ku klux klan go fuck themselves you are idiots who are reacist do you even know what you are doing?? your totaly fukin making our community more violent you know that when you die you will go to hell and face a eternal life of sufering and im not christian
-Johnny from Peawaukee
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^yea i agree u guys are so raist, who wud evar listen to u exept fr STOOPID RACIST NAZI PEPLE!!!!!11!
-idontneedtotellyoumyname from fagville
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KKK Pwnz the J00z dood! anybody who h8s whites can fuck off for the blacks, go suck up to your nig masters
D00DPWNZOR From Sealand
[edit] We gonna kill the pope!
It's official, We at the Ku Klux Klan have determined that the pope is the threat to our domination. According to our research department we found out that the pope is a Catholic figure who was conjured up by God to make up a religion that worships him and gives him his almighty powers, The pope must exist in order for the religion to exist and the Ku Klux Klan hates all existence of Catholicism. So we came up with a plan that involved a guy who knows Christianity to take over for the pope. For that to happen, we need to kill the pope. We are currently triangulating his location but we all know that he'll be on a balcony spreading his Catholic propaganda everywhere. Once the check clears and we get our sniper rifle, we can take out the pope and replace him with the Ku Klux Klan therefore taking out the Catholic Church. WE ARE GENIUSES!!!
-Posted by Dave at 4:15 AM on 5/24/06
[edit] Comments: (4)
This is really gay. I mean seriously, you're gonna try to kill the pope? Fucking dumbasses
-thisisgay
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Yea! kill the fukin pope lolol!!11 that fukin retart is, like, the king of teh infidels roflcoptrz can i help? ;)
-Osama
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go kkk! i <3 u osama!!1 yes teh pope deservez to die i hope he burns in hell for all eternity lolol!!1 o and stfu thisisgay i think ur the gey one ololol
-KKKgirl8
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penis
-(name not given)
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[edit] Our headquarters is going to be featured on MTV Cribs
Yes, Finally. MTV has finally responded to one of our letters and they're going to feature our HQ. This is so great, MTV finally has the chance to see how great our organization can be. In fact they're going to take a look at our Control Room, The Living Room, The Interrogation Room, and the freaking awesome Hot Tub!!!. So in short, Our headquarters are teh bomb and you better watch us on MTV or we will hunt you down or kill you.
-Posted by GodHatezFagz at 1:04 AM on 2/4/07
[edit] Comments: (3)
If you guys say that you are the doing the word of GOD why do you kill and discriminate. God treats all as equal, and in the ten commandments it says thou shall not kill. You guys are screwed in the head by the devil and need to repent before you open your eyes in hell!!
-James P.
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ahahaha its Fag Phelps lol hows Teh Church of Fag ololol
-GodHatsFredP
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Stfu both of you this is a big thng for us at the KKK so we would like for you to not be assholes bout it k?
-GodHatezFagz
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[edit] We're going to endorce an elementry-school
Our life dreams of teaching children are finally coming true. Just like the christians, We have been contacted by the Catepiller-Kurisaga Elementry School from Japan and they've offered us like $25,000 to endorce our school. We, not being the chumps we are, took the money and officially endorced their school. We can now teach kids about the glory of white power, killing racism, and killing people from religions like jews and gays.
-Posted by Grand Dragon at 8:57 AM on 7/21/07
[edit] Comments: (5)
I'm not going to send my kid to a school being endorced by the Ku Klux Klan, Why would I want my son learning about this stuff, I want him to be a smarter boy.
-SoccerMom42
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I Will butt-rape the grand dragon of the kkk
-anonymous
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penis
-(name not given)
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-(name not given)
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Comments closed for this article
-~*SuperWhiteAdmin*~
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[edit] Why you should join the Ku Klux Klan?
You get a free white uniform with a mask that looks like a dunce cap, You also get free money towards college or anything you might want. We'll even give you a free copy of World of Warcraft we bought with our own money. Please just join us and rid the world of stoopid ape niggers and pussy Cathaholics.
In fact, We'll also give you a free sports watch and digital camera complete with pamphlets about us and a *free* copy of America's Klan. The first game ever produced by an organization. In this game you get to kill immigrants, kill gays and burn crosses in the name of God so what do you say, Join our Klan Hmmmmm...???
Tell you what, We'll also give you a list of all available Catholics, Jews, Commies and Gays out there, In fact. We'll even give you full access to our database, Hmmm... Doesn't that sound like fun, Killing Catholics, Jews, niggers and Gays Hmmmm...???
-Posted by HitlerRulez at 5:32 PM on 9/11/05
[edit] What do you guys do?
Well it's simple. With a very simple mathematical formula, We figured out that the world has been in turmoil since the beginning of the universe which created God, and therefore a second figure called the Devil came and created Catholics, Jews, niggers, Gays and Commies, Therefore religions like Christianity were created to combat the religions of the devil. Somehow that didn't work, and these things grew out of proportion. Therefore, we as a nation must destroy everything the devil made, and make the world pure. Commie living in the US? We move him. Jew living in the US? We burn his house down. Gays? Well we just plain kill them. Niggers? Lynch! Lynch! Lynch! Immigrants? GTFO of our state illegals! Sounds fun right? Well just wait 'til you get your own torch complete with free flame.
To do this, we march, burn crosses in holy testimony, and get in "gangfights" with black people. We may or may not win but the point is that we are an organization that has disbelief in everything. By doing these things, We can complete our mission and we can prove that we're better than you.
-Posted by HitlerRulez at 5:32 PM on 9/11/05
[edit] Our propaganda satellite will fly.
We have big news about our big flight into space! We are cooperating with NASA to build a propaganda blasting satellite with the messages telling everyone to join the US Army. The satellite will be able to broadcast 20 simultaneous subliminal messages, and orbit the world in half-a-day. Once it's done, We're going to reconfigure it to broadcast "Join Ku Klux Klan" and make it so that getting it into your head is a priority. So much so that it might give you a tumor. We at the Ku Klux Klan are hoping that this will raise our numbers.
-Posted by Dave at 9:02 AM on 9/30/05
[edit] WHITE POWER!!!
We at the Ku Klux Klan have composed a plan to eliminate all races of culture making us superior. I know the name of the plan may refer to an Arrested Development episode but the plan is called White Power, and here's how it works.
According to our scientists, We figure that 25% of the world is occupied by blacks, 17% by Jews, 5% by Asians, 27% by Christans and 17% by immigrants, right? But with our 5,000 numbers and the Anti-Nigger Device, we can send our klan members to each country and kill off every other race*. There may be casualties, So what? As long as we remain the superior race, we whites will never have to live with any other race again.
(*except christans, we love christans and we work for christans. In fact, God is our boss.)
-Posted by Grand Dragon at 3:59 AM on 11/17/05
[edit] Random Poll
100% [edit] We've been interviewed!
Yes, We have been asked to participate in an interview with Mr. Blah Blahson from QRRBRBIRBEL News. We sent our crack news reporter Dave to talk to him. Below is the full interview.
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Mr. Blah Blahson: On our show we have a special guest here tonight, so let us welcome out guest... Dave!
*applause*
Dave: Hello there.
Blahson: Hi there, So guest... You got something special for us, You want to enlighten us about that?
Dave: Yes, I'm here to tell you how joining the Ku Klux Klan will change your life.
*gasp*
Blahson: Hold up, hold up, You're with the Ku Klux Klan?
Dave: Yes!
*double gasp!*
Blahson: Get out!
Dave: No seriously.
*boos*
Blahson: Security!
Dave: Nooo! Just hear me out!!
Blahson: We don't want to hear your lies, you propaganda spreading *censored*
Dave: Not so fast! *pulls out gun*
*screams*
Blahson: He's got a gun! Call the cops!!
Dave: *Shoots Blahson* Not so fast! I'll kill you all if you don't do exactly as I say!! *Holds the crowd hostage*
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Unfortunately, Dave was shot dead by the SWAT Team a mere 30 minutes after gaining the upper hand; it was said that the SWATs were happy to kill "the racist son of a bitch." That was Dave's last report. Ever.
Comments have been disabled due to all the hate mail we've been getting lately.
-Posted by Grand Dragon at 6:36 PM on 12/25/05
[edit] Comments: (0)
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-Posted by zombie dave at 8:24 PM on 12/25/05
[edit] Comments: (7)
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-Grand Dragon
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lolwut
-KKKgirl8
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Dav3 livez!!!11!2
-<insert name here>
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I'm officially scared.
-~*SuperWhiteAdmin*~
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^ Me too.
-HitlerRulez
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I quit.
-WhitePowah21
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penis
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[edit] Testimonials
See what people think of our Klan!
“This organization seems like the one to prove that there is no God.”
“Best. Organization. Ever!”
~ God
“BURN THEM!!!”
~ The Pope
“Somebody better eliminate them before it's too late”
“FUCKING KILL CATHOLICISM!!!”
“I feel like I should punch him in the face and rip off his testicles”
“Stay out of our lives!”
~ PTA
“Noooo!!! Dave died?!?! I loved him!!”
~ <insert name here>
Hear what they have to say about out Klan via our Voicemail and visit our testimonial page while your at it.
[edit] How to join Ku Klux Klan
It's easy to join Ku Klux Klan. In fact we set up a special recruitment hotline for those who want to join Ku Klux Klan, So join us by dialing 1(900)-564-6555. Our dedicated operators will be glad to take your call. We also have a personalized email address designed to answer all your concerns so email us at
[edit] kukluxklaninfo@gmail.com
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