Kurikio
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Kurikio is a planet that orbits the star XX8-94R (also known as Jimmy Tarbuck) in the Areng-Eldorian Frontier Zone (also known as the Neutral Zone, or the Disputed Zone, or just the Zone). Its main reason for existence is to serve as the seat of the Style Kings of Kurikio, who arbitrate what is Hot and what is Not in the galactic fashion scene. The current Style King, Ghurt Fari, is regarded as a hero across the galaxy due to his role in negotiating a lasting (to date) and prosperous peace between the previously antagonistic empires of the Areng and Eldorian species. And also for his audaciousness in combining flares with string vests for his showcase parade during the Lekerin Fashion Week of GT40103.
Also situated on Kurikio is the Blessed Boot, one of the galaxy's major temples to the God of Funk, Grudnuk (Kul Teng in the local dialect) is located here, and many pilgrims travel from across the galaxy in order to worship at the great statue of Grudnuk, so they can be blessed most righteously by the source of all Bootywhang, so they can get it orrrrn and bring the funk back to their home planets.
There are currently no diplomatic relations between Kurikio and Earth, as the residents of the latter are not considered stylish enough by the fashionistas that make up the senate of Kurikio, though it is rumoured that Grudnuk himself is working on that.
