Lady Gaga
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“Yeah nigguh!”
~ Male on Lady Gaga
“Ohhh YES! ”
~ Penis on Lady Gaga
“I swear, I have no fucking clue if that androgynous, parrot-haired, ginger, whiney little bitch from popular pop-electro outfit La Roux says 'Bullet Proof' or 'Bullet Poof'. Be it the latter, Imma grab me my gun, and fucking blast the store clerk in the closest retail outlet I can find. ”
~ Oscar Wilde on La Roux, Tinchy Stryder, N-Dubz, Lady GaGa
“Lady Goo Goo Ga Ga..”
~ Baby on Goo Goo Dolls
“I'm bigger than you, dickhead”
~ Disco Stick on Penis
“Now I'm telling you, you can hold this ring, watch how it glistens”
~ Tinchy Stryder ft. N Dubz on Lady Gaga
"ohh Thomas Eric Day thinks your penis is hot!"
Ms. Lady Gaga, also known as Lady Goo Goo or Lady DaDa, (real name Stefani [as in Gwen]) Joanne Mussolino Angelina Germanotta Ricotta Vito Andolini Corleone Lamborghina La Nina Granada Wo-landa Jenoland Himo XV), is an androgynous, oddball, bint, aged somewhere between 8 and 45. The gender is probably female MALE contrary to popular belief. Gaga is known for her outrageous style, it kicks everyone elses styles ass and it brings all the boys to the yard. Her two sisters are Lady Sovereign and Lady Hawke who make equally catchy music to Lady GaGa.
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[edit] Description
"It" has also been described in a simple and remarkably unpretentious manner as a "futurepop electropop, dance-pop, sexpop, glamourfied electrofied superfied futuresex lovesounds American sing-songwriter musician." Contrary to popular belief, Gaga most certainly has never heard or studied any of the works of Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears, and even more certainly has never plagiarized or shamelessly ripped-off any of their ideas. Gaga is an 80's baby and was over-exposed to Abba and the Bee Gees as a child by her parents (her father, Razzi Gaga, was also arrested on grounds of incest, she later wrote a song about him) this made her slowly grow into the worlds newest pop sensation.
She has come from an unknown space sector to take over our world through fashion, love, sex and magic, one sequin at a time. The SheizenHaus of Gaga, her royal crew, have come to assist her, and her legendary "Disco Stick" weapon will destroy all wannabee pop artists who dare defy her, such as Rihanna. Of course, some will argue that all of her songs have been ripped from cheesy porn film soundtracks such as Showaddywaddy, Bananarama and what you last night in a sleazy SBS movie.
Her favourite food is cheese wih chocolate sauce.
[edit] The Origin of Lady Gaga
Somewhere within the depths of space, a clumsy scientist dropped a Prince, Queen, David Bowie, and Madonna album into a live experiment, but never noticed. When he brought it to life, every disco ball within an 1000 light year radius lit up, and dangled from disco sticks.
[edit] Life in Space and first career
Lady Gaga and her scientist traveled through the galaxies in a neon purple Toyota Prius spaceship, stopping along the way on various planets, even encountering the gruesome witches, Paris and Nicky Hilton. Using her powers of actual talent, she blasted all 100 pounds of them to the nearest black hole. Since then, her scientist gave her up, and decided her destiny was to destroy all intergalactic socialites. To this day, however, Kim Kardashian is still on her bounty.
[edit] Start of music career
Various advertising agencies had contacted Gaga, interested in endorsement, but without a catchy theme song (like most superheroes have), she had no chance of endorsement. So, in between a battle with Nicole Richie and the temporary entrapment of Brody Jenner, she sat down at a piano, and wrote the catchy tunes "Just Dance" (an educational guide on what the bounties should do when she comes to vanquish them, rather than panic) and "Pull My Hair Bitch" which was later renamed "Porky Face" as an attempt to draw in a kindergarten audience, therefore trying to create a new generation of 'Baby-GaGa's. Intergalactic space lord, Akon, used his auto tune dispenser to create clone #42031, Colby O'Donis to sing a verse for the theme. Although the tune had tremendous success in advertising, Gaga's victims were beaten up to a crazy dance beat, giving them too much pleasure for sick intergalactic celebs. She also has a DJ Space fuckme boy who traveled here to earth via a spaceship from robot gay plant called France and rides Gaga's disco stick. Gaga also has a relationship with Ms. whore Paris Hilton and The Vaginacat dolls.
[edit] Creation of the Disco Stick
While Gaga's success was quite epic throughout the universe, she was about to meet her match; the reality TV rock band "Simple Plan" was starting up soon, and the fame whores were about gain a tremendous victory, bringing shame to her name. But in the nick of time, her scientist had tracked her down through the trail of completely destroyed celebrities, and had given her his latest invention, the Disco Stick. The combination of her awesome size B pipes, Dance moves, disco stick was enough to cancel the series, and the weapon became infamous. Some say her "disco stick" is heavily modified from late Rasputin's "Pleasure Stick" or Einstein's "Memory Stick". She has now teamed up with Ne-grow, who is avidly described by the inhabitants of wales as a mutant to take over the earth with badly coloured hair & make up
[edit] Gagatasaray
Crazed Antichrist, Asilhan 'Demicrap' Demirci created a Turkish football team known as Gagatasaray out of his stalkerness. Due to the fact that the natives of the country known as turks or kurds have too many kebabs stuffed down their throats, they cannot say the team name properly, thus the modern spelling and pronunciation of 'Galatasaray'.
[edit] Is she a dude?
Popular rumour suggests that Gaga is in fact a man, lest post-op. Gaga's obsession with wearing no pants, as well as 'her' deep voice have fueled these allegations, along with responses on TV shows such as Rove, where when asked 'if you where a man, whould you be called Mr, Sir or Dude Gaga?" her reply was a straight "Neither, I'd be Lady Gaga." SHE IS A MAN! Many fat jealous girls have fueled these rumors but clearly if she had a poon you would've seen it. The rumour can be traced all the way back to Shittina Aguilera when asked about Gaga she said "I don't even know if this person is a man or a woman, i did hear she has a Fanny like a bucket full of wallpaper paste though". Two days later Aguilera admitted that she herself had grown a testicle.
[edit] Lady Gaga's penis
lady gagas penis is said to 12 feet long, It is hidden in her ass for most of the time only leaving once a month to consume a small child through the vagina on head of the penis, this child is then assililated into Gagas brain. This explains her retarded behaviour in interviews.
[edit] Relationship
In June 2009, it was reported that the singer had a breif relationship with other rumoured hermaphrodite pop singer, Madonna. The two began dating in late 2007. Madonna gave birth to their first child together on July 29, 2009 and named it Magaga.
[edit] Her travel to Earth
After a long time of banishing celebrities to the farthest regions of the galaxies, she found that they resided in the nest called "Tinseltown" on planet Earth. On a giant inflatable Disco Ball, Gaga descended through Earth's atmosphere, and had she not been that awesome, she would have set fire and exploded into a million tie die pieces; but she lost all of her prior Ninja Skill. The giant ball landed in a remote house in eastern Germany, in the country. A family of fashion designers took her in and trained her the ways of the world (surprisingly, the spoke no German, and were fluent in English), while they created concepts and schemes for destroying them. One night, though, at a sleazy piano bar, Gaga performed for her adoptive family, who saw an instant key to destroying the socialites of the world; and taking over it, so that sleazy famous people could no longer reside on our earth.
[edit] Shit She's Accomplished
- Lady Gaga from outer space was the first bitch in ten years to have both her debut singles to be #1 (Ironically, Shittina A-Gorilla was the last to do so).
- Lady Gaga sold the most digital copies for a chick with Just Dance (your ass off)
- Gaga actually has talent and was one of 20 kids to get early admission into NYU
- Learning how to light hairspray cans on fire, all while being a stripper at the same time
- Apparently, Gaga achieved the title of being the first female, I mean first female American, I mean first human to sell 100 billion copies of her album The Fame... in Mars. She is considering to live there to continue her career so that she feels more accepted.
sHE IS THE BEST ACC. :/
[edit] Feud with the dumb Heidi Montag bitch
Lady Gaga wrote a song called "Fashion" which she didn't use and she left it. But Heidi being the pathetic bitch she is picked it up off the ground and sung it with her shitty vocals and added auto-tune. Next day she leaked it on to the internet. Then Lady Gaga was asked by real music producers to record a version for "Confessions of Someone Who Shoplifts" Soundtrack. Once Heidi Montag's fake husband and wannabe "wangstah" Spencer Pratt heard of this he took the press opportunity and said the following about Lady Gaga: "I can't get over that she [GaGa] is a huge pop icon of the world. People are acting like she's the new Britney Spears … I don't know even why this girl gets so much attention and press. I guess if you dress like a fool and have crazy, ridiculous haircuts, people start paying attention."
Ironically Spencer is the biggest fucktard on the face of the planet, and Heidi can't sing for shit.
[edit] Music Career
Released an album, The Fame, that rocks your world, she describes at as future pop (bisexpop). Wrote songs that dumb people like Heidi Montag sing. Taking over your world through sequins in a matter of seconds. 3... 2.... 1....
[edit] The Fame
Here are the songs that she wrote, they are so good she has released ones with different track listings all over the universe. They all about fuckin' guys and girls.
EXTREME WARNING! They are VERY catchy!
- Just Dance (Your Ass Off!)
- FuckGame
- Paparazzi (Put my business in the News! [Oh Shit!]
- Eh, Eh Eh, Eh Eh, Eh Eh, Eh Eh, Eh Eh, Eh Eh, Eh Eh, Eh Eh, Eh Eh, Eh Eh, Eh Eh, Eh Eh, Eh Eh, Eh Eh, Eh Eh, Eh Eh, Eh Eh, Eh Eh, Eh Eh, Eh Eh, Eh Eh, Eh Eh, Eh Eh, Eh Eh, Eh (
Is there something else I can say?) - Beautiful, Dirty, Rich, Bitch
- Poke Her Face
- The Shame (Will not End)
- I'm Struck (By a car) (ft. Fag rida)
- Money Honey Money (It's so sexy-y)
- Again Again Again Again Again Again Again Again Again Again Again Again Again Again Again Again (you know the rest...)
- Slut Slut Slut
- Sh!t Eyes
- Summerwhore (Just fuck me again)
- Pop Dat Gangsta
- I Like It Long, Hard, and Rough (Bonus Track)
- Dick Heaven (Bonus Track)
- Lesbo, Dance, Fuck (Bonus Track)
