Laser Dolphins
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“Who do you call when the Prime Minister has been captured by aliens? Laser Dolphin of course!.”
~ Dingo Games on Laser Dolphins
[edit] The Game
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"Laser Dolphin", a game by Dingo Games, was the story of a Laser Dolphin who encounters strange sea creatures in his quest to save the prime minister. In that game where underwater adventure awaited, you were able to create, play, and share your own levels. Other features such as the possibility to build walls, rocks, crevices, caves, sandbars, and more. Create Mines, Birds, Missile Fish, Drones, Turrets, Auto Guns, Robo Sharks, Evil Dolphins, Electric Eels, TNT Turtles, and Gold Dolphins. were totally astonishing.
[edit] The Reality
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True or not, rumors of Laser Dolphins have started spreading since the appearance of the picture to the right of this paragraph. It still hasn't been proved that it is a Laser Dolphin or just Your Mom wearing a sheath, but this sure makes a lot of curious people search around the Internet for more details.
[edit] Known Facts
- Laser Dolphins are Gray
- Some may be Brown(As said by Oscar Wilde on another page)
- They can shoot Lasers from a metal machine attached to their back or fin
- They can take human form, walk, breathe and talk
- They plan dominating the world on year 2010
