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And he used Laser feet To jump over the death mushroom He was saved The feet were not
--Ode to Laser feet, from The Stagihatara
Laser feet, laser feet.
Laser feet, oh!
Ah, laser feet of my dreams, how many hours have I spent staring longingly into your blackened, smoking nails, wishing and hoping for the thing that can never be?
How many times have I cursed myself for not saying something, anything, before it was too late? Some small gesture: a kiss, a massage, a polish, a buff, a new lens or focal ruby?
Laser feet of my own feets' desire, eeeeeee!
Are you real, laser feet? Are you only a hologram generated by the bright laser beneath your possibly illusory cuticles?
Does it really matter? What is reality in the face of obsession, of love?
No, obsession was a better word.
Is it you that I truly care about, oh my feet of laser-sharp luminosity? Or is it the power you could bring me: the wealth, the fame, the highly effective kicking maneuvers, the younger, more nubile, shapelier feet as groupies?
Ah, but what use is conscience or introspection when you have feet with frickin' lasers on them?
From what Elysian realm do you hail, O laser feet of Papal austerity? Was it a mad scientist who birthed you? Some demiurgal podiatrist with great skill in optics? Was it the feet of the Olympian gods themselves that graced the worlds with your shining presence?
Laser feet! How your vivid beams shine like the glowing eye of a malevolent computer before a black monolith floating in space! How you strike down Soviet missiles that enter your admittedly short range of sight! How laser knees kneel before you, and laser elbows bend themselves in athletic poses when you pass by!
Laser feet, I weep when you are not near! I rend my hair! I put out my eyes when you are not performing corneal surgery on them!
Laser feet! Laserfeetlaserfeetlaaaaaseeeerfeeeeeeeeeeet!
I die, laser feet! My life, my very life, is incomplete without laser feet!
Get down! Chikkachikkachikka ow! Laser feet!
Little known fact Laser feet give you +99 attack and inflict .15 damage per turn to all invisble LSD zombies
The sound of Lasers
Sh00p Da Wh00p!
The sound of feet
pitta patta pitta patta
The sound of a Laser fight
NEEOW! PLBOWWOWOOWWO! zZZZzzEWWWOWOOO!!! BZZZLZLZLT!!! WWAAAANNNNG!!!
The sound of music
The hills are alive with
The sound of laser feet