Laughter Onchocerciasis Laryngitis (LOL) Syndrome
Laughter Onchocerciasis Laryngitis Syndrome (a.k.a Laughter Onchocerciasis Laryngitis Syndrome) is a medical disease which affects the neural activity of the lungs. Laughter Onchocerciasis Laryngitis is commonly abbrieviated to LOL. The brain recieves urges to use the word LOL in frequent outbursts. It is usually caused by jokes, funny things, laughter, jokes, smart-ass comments, sniggers, smirks, jokes and Michael Jackson. The disease is very spreadable and can be caught when using Instant Messanger's such as MSN, Yahoo and Google.
There are seven symptoms of Laughter Onchocerciasis Laryngitis (LOL) Syndrome. They are:
1. Rapidly typing of the word LOL
2. Frequent use of the word LOL when on IM's
3. The ability to not use LOL in real life
4. The location of the L, O and L keys on the keyboard
5. Blonde Hair
6. Using LOL in reply to everything that someone says
7. Blue eyes (Not a confirmed symptom yet)
8. Wearing the use of glasses
9. Not being able to count
11. Not knowing that 10 comes before 11 and after 9
12. Not knowing that #8 doesn't make sense
The countries that it could possibly affect are:
Canada, Australia, Germany, Slovenia, Austria, Italy, Japan, China, Qatar, Italy, New Zealand, Indonesia, Papua New Guinea, Philippines, Malaysia, Singapore, Brunei, Thailand, VietNam, Myanmar. Taiwan, Laos, Cambodia, North Korea, Korea, South Korea, West Korea, East Korea, Russia, Mongolia, Bangladesh, India, Nepal, Bhutan, Kazakstan, Pakistan, Uzbekistan, Afgannistan, Tadhizkstan, Turkmenistan, Kirghizia, Iraq, Iran, Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, Syria, Jordan, Israel, Lebanon, United Arab Emirates, Turkey, Georgia, Arment, Azerbaijan, Egypt, Libya, Sudan, Ethiopia, Kenya, Somalia, South Africa, North Africa, Tanzania, Zaire, Central Africa, Cameroon, Congo, Uganda, Rwanda, Burundi, Zambia, Angola, Namibia, Botswana, Zimbabwe, Malawi, Swaziland, Lesotho, Nigeria, Benin, Togo, Ghana, Ivory Coast, Liberia, Burkina Faso, Sierra Lione, Guinea, Guinea Biisau, Gambia, Senegal, Mauritania, Morocco, Western Sahara, Algeria, Niger, Turkey, Greece, Bulgaria, Antarctica, Belorussia, Ukraine, Estonia, Lativa, Lithuania, Denmark, Rumania, Molbolva, Yogoslavia, Albania, Hungary, Croatia, Switzerland, France, Spain, Portgal, Norway, Sweden, Finland, Iceland, Greenland, United States Of America, Netherlands, Belgium, Mexico, El Salvador, Guatemala, Belize, Honduras, Nicaragua, Panama, Costa Rica, Columbia, Venezuela, Guyana, Surinam, French Guiana, Brazil, Bolivia, Paraguay, Uruguay, Peru, Chile, Argetina, Europe, Africa, Asia, Oceania, Fiji, Kiribati, Vanuatu, Naruo, Tonga, Western Samoa, North America, East America, West America and South America, South Sudan, Nairobi.
There is no current treatment for Laughter Onchocerciasis Laryngitis (LOL) Syndrome however Dr. Gregory House recommends that Homer Simpson knows the treatment. But he can't tell you.
The Chinese reckon that Acupunture is a suitable cure for the disease, I personally think that this is rubbish. Although, that Bebo states that acupuncture cures LOL syndrome 100% of the time.
If you can find a treatment for this disease please tell scientists in your country because they weren't smart engough to figure it out in the first place.
No one is believed to have contracted the disease in human history thus far.