Le Roule
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Le Roule is the most potent and dangerous of all the 12 Fundamental Cheeses.
It can be found purely by nose. Follow the bad smells, and you will find it.
Le Roule is the key component in toxic waste and slurry, and upon excessive human exposure causes stomach convulsions and hurling - hurl being another rich Le Roule source, particularly if the hurl contains large amounts of carrot. It is in this way that Le Roule increases in volume and potency, and is the reason for its strict monitoring by physicists the world over.
The only known use of Le Roule in nature has been with skunks, who utilise it in their exotic mating purfumes. It is said that Saddam Hussein considered using the cheese to make "dirty bombs" and seriously threaten world peace, but even he found the idea inhumane.
France is the only country in the world to have manufactured a Weapon of Mass Disgust (WMD) using Le Roule, which makes it infinitely superior to the conventional Brie bomb.
 | The 12 Fundamental Cheeses | ||||
| Holy*
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| *Not to be confused with "Holey" Cheese | |||||
| The 3 Noble Cheeses | |||||
| *Also known as "Negative Cheese" or "Dark Dematta" | |||||
