Kings of France

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This is a list of the kings of France.

Kings[edit]

The Carolingians[edit]

  1. Charles I, the Bald 843-77
  2. Louis II 877-79
  3. Louis III 879-82
  4. Charles II 882-88
  5. Eudes 888-98
  6. Charles III 898-922
  7. Robert I 922-3
  8. Rudolph 923-36
  9. Louis IV 936-54
  10. Lothair 954-86
  11. Louis V 986-7

The Capets[edit]

Hugh Capet Smelling His Fingering Wand Which He Used Mostly On His Daughters Before Selling Them To Foreign Princes
  1. Hugh Capet 987-96
  2. Robert II, the Pious 996-1031
  3. Henri I 1031-60
  4. Philippe I 1060-1108
  5. Louis VI 1108-37
  6. Louis VII 1137-80
  7. Philippe II 1180-1223
  8. Louis VIII 1223-6
  9. Louis IX 1226-70
  10. Philippe III 1270-85
  11. Philippe IV 1285-1314
  12. Louis X 1314-6
  13. Jean I 1316
  14. Philippe V 1316-22
  15. Charles IV 1322-8

They are all fuck sluts, dick heads and dogs

Valois Dynasty[edit]

  1. Philippe VI 1328-50
  2. Jean II 1350-64
  3. Charles V 1364-80
  4. Charles VI 1380-1422
  5. Charles VII 1422-61
  6. Louis XI 1461-83
  7. Charles VIII 1483-98
  8. Louis XII 1498-1515
  9. Francois I 1515-47
  10. Henri II 1547-59
  11. Francois II 1559-60
  12. Charles IX 1560-74
  13. Henri III 1574-89

Bourbon Dynasty[edit]

The greatest and evilest of all French rulers, Louis XIV was known for wearing beautifully stylized wigs, white pantyhoses and dresses. A very masculine attire...for a Frenchman.
  1. Henri IV 1589-1610
  2. Louis XIII 1610-43
  3. Louis XIV 1643-1715
  4. Louis XV 1715-74
  5. Louis XVI 1774-93

Bonaparte Dynasty[edit]

  1. Napoleon I 1804-14
  2. Napoleon II 1815

Restored Bourbon Dynasty[edit]

  1. Louis XVIII 1814-5, 1815-24
  2. Charles X 1824-30
  3. Louis-Philippe 1830-48

Second Bonaparte Dynasty[edit]

  1. Napoleon III 1852-70

Modern era (Bourbon-Bonapartes)[edit]

  1. Henri V 1870-94
  2. Napoleon IV 1894-1912
  3. Napoleon V 1912-39
  4. Louis XIX 1939-45
  5. Henri VI 1945-64
  6. Napoleon VI 1964-79
  7. Henri VII 1979-86
  8. Henri VIII 1986-2001
  9. Louis XX 2001-2002
  10. Louis XXI 2002-2002
  11. Louis XXII 2002-2004
  12. Louis XXIII 2004-2006
  13. Louis XXIV 2006-2006
  14. Louis XXV 2006-2006
  15. Louis XXVI 2006-2007
  16. Louis XXVII 2007-2007
  17. Louis XXVIII 2007-2007
  18. Louis XXIX 2008-2008
  19. Louis XXX 2008-2008
  20. Napoleon VII 2009-

Pretenders to the Throne[edit]

Thought he was made of glass LoL