League of Carnal Cardinals

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The League of Carnal Cardinals is a secret organisation within the Catholic Church which runs various sex-related activities targetted solely at cardinals.

The League is the subject of much speculation and conspiracy theories. Many believe that it and the Priory of Sion are one and the same.

The League is believed to have been founded during the Reformation, to encourage cardinals to remain faithful to the Pope by providing them with nuns to do rude things with. It apparently was successful, and has survived up to modern day. Nearly all Popes since the Reformation have been members of the League, and many continued to attend League meetings once they were elected.

The League is said to organise mass orgies on the occassion of a conclave.

Apart from organising orgies and cardinal-nun hookups, the League is also said to publish a periodical magazine, a sort of Catholic version of FHM.

[edit] See Also

• Conclave
• Joseph Cardinal Ratzinger, former Chief of Staff of the League