League of Villainous Entities
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The League of Villainous Entities (LOVE) has been purported to exist but its trails throughout history are murky and ambiguous. The League of Villainous Entities does not exist. The League does exist. Which one is true? Nobody knows because of LOVE's amazing abilities to hide almost everything about themselves.
Not to be confused with the homonym love a lethal poison of the same name. The two, may however, be related.
[edit] Supposed Inexplicability
Some say they have even able to make themselves disappear, effectively, passing into nonexistence at any time they wish. Others say they're dumb because their name acronyminates into LOVE. Kind of a pussy name for a league of villains. Some sources (Cicero, Aristotle, icanhascheezburger.com, Feynman, et al.) claim that through exploits in quantum physics they are able to both exist and not exist at the same time, which violates the Law of Non-Contradiction. Their putative natural law breaking has created much infamy. Beyond their regular crimes, they are now both wanted and not wanted for various trans-galactic, inter-dimensional offenses. Most of this simply include breaking the laws of physics, and a couple causal loop closure violations. The causal loop closure violations are however nominal, and are the equivalent of a parking ticket in interdimensional law. Time gets screwed up a lot. Don't worry about it.
[edit] Historical Record
Kurzweil has identified at least two points in time when they defintely existed. Ironically he places these points at both the earliest times of our universe, and the latest. The precise scientific instrument he used to make this determination is unknown, and its existence, has been deleted, most likely by LOVE.
One source (del key) claims that right arrow may have been implicated in some of their antics. Some sources point to an obscure flood, possibly biblical, possibly brewery related.
Our contact claims del key claims Right arrow claims that it was on site when it happened, and may have incidentally aided and abetted LOVE by pointing them in the right direction. Right arrow states this is not a pun. Definitely not a pun. But perhaps a bun.
“A bun, a bun, my kingdom for a bun!
Now is the right arrow of a pun”
~ spacebar or Oscar Wilde
[edit] The Inscrutable Lost Pen Incident
At some quantum point between 11:42:56 12/12/2012 CE AD (Gregory's Calendar) and 11:42:56.1 12/12/2012 AD (again, by Gregory's Calendar) there was an "instance." Experts are calling this an "instance" instead of an "incident" because nothing really happened, or transpired, it was more like something just instantiated, occurred, or appeared; or all three (no fuck that). It also happened in an instant so this may lead to the whimsical appellation.
Somewhere in the desert that Benjamin Linus from Lost happened to be magically warped too, possibly even around the same time, was a table. What the table was doing in the middle of some durka middle-eastern desert is beyond most sources. Even del key.
Professional journalists and operatives of various organizations, both governmental and non-governmental, are working hard on this case. This photocopy (its that picture on your right) (yeah right there) of the original document is the only shred of evidence that we have of the "instance." Is anyone in actual possession of the pen? Who knows, all we have is this picture. Who wrote the descriptive words on this picture? We don't know. This is how we received it, in a comic shop, from a man who spoke only Japanese.
