Leo
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[edit] Brief Biography
Leo Leonardo the third is one of the two title characters of the popular webcomic VG Cats. He is known for his lack of common sense(often mistaken as outright stupidity), his love of first person shooters, and his stripping tendencies. Leo is also the inventor of the Rat Flail, which he gave to Andrew Dean Richardson so he could defeat the Replicators, Michael Jackson, and Pogo Hitler.
[edit] Early Career
As a kitten, young Leo found that he was very talented at fighting Nazis. Nevermind that Hitler had been defeated in 1969 by The Incredible Hulk(a.k.a. Stephen "Truthiness" Colbert), Leo had found his calling. After hiring himself out as a ninja and electrician, Leo bought an MP40 and plane tickets to Germany, where he slew himself a bevy of cowboys. When word of this act made it back to North America, game developers at ID Software contacted Leo and offered him a game deal. Soon after, Wolfenstein 3D was released, and Leo became moderately wealthy on account of both the game, and his popularity as an exotic dancer.
[edit] Recent Activity
In 2001, Leo got a job with one of his friends Aeris in VG Cats, a popular webcomic made in Canadia. He spends most of his free time playing video and computer games(which he is known to whore himself out for). He also attends conventions on a regular basis, at which he is swarmed with screechy fangirls.
[edit] Struggle with Addiction
On 25 October 2006, Leo Leonardo went public with a dark secret: He was addicted to catnip. Aeris has come out in support of her friend, who as of 4 November 2006 has been committed to a rehab centre.
