Leonardo di Vinci

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Leonardo di Vinci (from the Italian, "Leonard has two Vincis") is a simple man of no importance, constantly asked for his autograph. This is largely due to his resemblance to various other celebrities, including:

• Leonardo da Vinci (from the Italian, "Leonard the Vinci"), famous inventor of the four-armed man.

• Leonardo di Capulet (from the Italian, "Leonard loves the ladies and the poison"), famous mostly for drowning himself to escape an interminable movie.

• Leonardo di Shredder di (from the Italian, "Leonard hates grated cheese"), famous reptile wielding a catana blade, though why you'd put a cat on a blade is beyond me, given how many ways there are to skin a cat.

“Vinci is Italian for Penis.”

~ Felix Calm