Leprechaun in the Hood

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Based on a famous event in American history, Leprechaun in the Hood is a documentary in which the dreaded Leprechaun attacked the inhabitants of inner city of Compton, California.

Numerous people were killed by the little Leprechaun. Also to note, this is not to be mistaken with the L.A. Riots. In fact, the government covered this tragedy up with the L.A. Riots.

Get Dat Litta' Skinny Cracker[edit]

Some how after coming back form the dead for the millionth time, the Leprechaun decided to take on the hood. Unfortunatly, not too many bright people in the hood were Irish and knew stuff about killing Leprechauns. At most, they tried selling it crack and got it high. In fact two famous rappers were involved in the killing of the Pasty White midget. Somehow they killed the Leprechaun, only to be coming back from the dead to make some more money for the Corrupt Business Leaders of America or CBLA. In short here's how to distract the Leprechaun, just in case if he attacks you; Give him your shoes. Now, he did not pick up the meathod of stealing your shoes from the hood, but that he has OCD and hates shoes that aren't shiny and clean. I'm serious, try it around any true Irish person.