Lesbian porn

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Lesbian Porn has long been known as the true cause for the diminishment of the human race.

Lesbian porn was created in 1942 by Norma Jean Baker, otherwise known as Marilyn Monroe(-0345 b.c. - Present Day)

(Other alternative names for this woman have been listed, see below for a quick list of the names this woman has donned in her 32,000 years on earth)

[edit] How It All Began

It all began when Norman Jean (I shall abbreiviate this to NJB for the duration of this short article.) tryed to woo the president of the United States at the time JFK by singing him happy birthday. when this didn't work, NJB decided that in fact, she hated all men and wanted them all to die out slow. (except JFK who she shot in Dallas one year after faking her own death. So she began promoting Lesbian porn.

[edit] Short List Of Norma Jean Bakers Alternative Names

• Marilyn Monroe
• Cleopatra
• Michael Moore
• Saddam Hussain
• Angelina Jolie
• King Henry VIII
• Lady Liberty
• Bill Gates
• Salad Fingers
• Tony Blair
• Mother Shabooboo
• That strange lady that gives you a weird look, you know the one that wears those weird boots and is only about 40 years old but looks 120

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