Leto Atreides

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"Damn you Atreides!"

    - Duncan Idaho ghola #798.2 on the Atreides Family

"Damn you Atreides!"

    - love, Duncan Idaho ghola #798.3 on the Atreides Family

"Damn it, Leto!"

    - Bene Gesserit Duncan Idaho ghola #231 on his now-dead bestest friend

"Those damn Atreides."

    - Duncan Idaho ghola # the-breeding-program-people-lost-track-a-long-time-ago 

"You suck."

    - Baron Harkonnen on the crazily popular Leto Atreides

"I love you, my dear Duke Leto... but why won't you MARRY ME???"

    - Lady Jessica, reading the bumps on leaves to keep her grief from overwhelming her

"In Soviet Russia,the bumps on leaves read YOU!!!"

    - Russian Reversal on those weird Bene Gesserit witches

Duke Leto Atreides, not to be confused with Leto Atreides II (the creepy one who turns into a sandworm in order to fulfill the Golden Path), originally reigned on planet Caladan but later moved to the desert planet of Arrakis or Dune.